There’s No Way You Can Poop in a Morph Ball

When you squeeze down into a ball
Where does all your poop go
Does it explode outside of your suit
Cuz I totally believe that they could
Somehow invent a suit
To crush your body into a ball
But I bet before it happens
Your bladder has to be empty
And your bowels have to be empty
And I really doubt that you could be squeezed
Down into a ball with all of the poop and the pee
Still inside you
I think it’s probably not possible
But maybe I guess it’s possible
There’s obviously artificial intelligence
And I don’t know
I mean
Maybe it’s probably possibly
So I don’t even know

But I really wish you would find me, Samus
Teach me your cool ways and stuff
I just wanna be tough like you
I just wanna know how you poo
I just wanna be tough like you
I just wanna know how you poo