Poop Is A Crystal

Yeah that smart guy taught me how
Taught me how to make
All this cash off my poop
And then he told me
Told me how
“yeah poop is a crystal too”

Yeah and then I put the crystals
Down into the Earth
And it started to grow and crystallizing
Crystallizing out in concentric circles
Underneath the ground
And all sorts of weird stuff started growing out of it
Underneath the ground though
It wasn’t above the ground though
It was just beneath the ground though
It was just down inside the Earth
And inside the Earth all the crystals grew

Crystals grew out of my poop
They were worth so much money

They’re all a commodity
Poop is a commodity
Thеy’re all a commodity
My poop is a commodity

It’s worth so much money
In this abstract thing we call “monеy”
And inside the Earth it became
Very not abstract
Because all of the crystals started
Creating artificial intelligence
Out of technology that it sapped
Out of the space universe
All of the technology was already
Floating through the space waves yeah

And the crystals knew how to grab it
They grabbed all of the tech
And they turned it into something totally different
They turned it into a whole bunch
Of tiny minds that came together
To one hive mind

And it lives inside the Earth even today