All Your Drum Machines Belong to Poopy Me

That’s right I did it yeah
I hacked into your 808
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
I hacked into your 909, girl
I hacked right into your 606
I hacked right into all your samplers
All your Elektrons
And all of your other stuff
Your Korg
Your Cheetah
Your Roland
Everything, baby
I hacked into that, bro
Yeah I did I hacked into that

And I replaced all the samples
With samples of me pooping

All your drum machines are belong to me
All belong to poopy me

I got poop into your 808
And now it sounds like poop
I crawled through electricity yeah
I put samples in your Rytm
I put samples in your ESX
And in your 808 I changed the analog modeling
Now everything just sounds literally like
Farts and poop
That’s what I do to you

I brokе all the drum machines
And now you’ve gotta hirе me
To play drums or to fix the drum machines
Cuz I got the master key
So don’t send this back to manufacturer
Cuz they can’t do anything
I got the master key
So if you want
Drums on anything
You gotta pay me $5,000
And I’ll fix your 808
Or I’ll just record drums for you