All You Can Poop

I got a new membership
Taking care of all my needs yeah
Now I can poop all I want
I can poop all I want

I got this card over here yeah
This card says I am allowed yeah
All you can poop
All you can poop

I got what I want
I got what I need
All you can poop

They said
“how many times do you want?
Do you want one poop
Two poop
Three poop
More poop”

I said
“I don’t know how many times I want
But it’s a lot more than that
I don’t know
I can’t count how many times
I’m gonna poop in my life
Cuz I don’t know how many
Poop days I got left”

And they said
“well we got just the right thing for you
Yeah we got
All you can poop yeah”