Poop in My Air Conditioner

There’s poop in my air conditioner
There’s poop stuck in my air conditioner oh no

Who put it there I don’t know
I don’t know if it was some kid
I don’t know if it was a dog or cat or a bird
Or who did it

There’s poop in my air conditioner and I
The only reason I know this is cuz
I can smell it in my house
Yeah I can smell the poop
Moving all throughout my air vents
And it’s in my nose and all up in my everything

I was just trying to take a nap
On a nice summer afternoon
When all the sudden my whole room
Smelled like poop fumes
And I don’t know who did it
And I don’t know how to get it
Out of my air conditioner

But I got one of those
Backyard units where it’s
On the ground and it’s a big thing spinning and
I was looking down in it
And thе whole thing’s splattered brown
Yеah the whole thing’s splattered brown
Well the whole inside is spattered brown
Like somebody took a big
Poop on top of it
They got up on top of my air conditioner
And just pooped right down into my air conditioner
And then the fan turned on
And it splattered it everywhere

So somewhere somebody’s probably got
All their pants and their butt covered with
Poop from the fans of the air
On my
Who pooped on my air conditioner
And if we just find that person
And catch them poop panted
Then we can figure out
Who’s gonna pay for somebody
To clean this poop
Out of my air conditioner