I’m an Artist With My Poop

I bought a digital camera just to take better pics of my poop. you might think that i'm crazy for spending six thousand dollars on all the stuff that i need but it's gonna make everything good. it's gonna make my life so good. just wait and you'll find out. i swear to god this is what's gonna do it, this is gonna put me over the edge. six thousand bucks, i got a good digital camera plus a whole bunch of lenses, all really cool macroscopic lenses so i can get down in that bowl real close with my new digital camera, taking close-up pictures of my poop. i take close-up pictures of my poop. i take art pictures of my poop. i'm an artist, baby, a poopy artist and there's nothing you can do about it. i'm an artist with my poop. i take pictures close up of my poop and when you can see thеse pictures you're gonna go, "dang nora, thosе poop pictures are so amazing. i would pay you six thousand dollars for one of those amazing pictures of your poop. and it's so good, it's something so amazing, so amazing to look up to, and so honestly gorgeous and beautiful that i'm gonna hang it in my kitchen right over my dining table where my family eats every night, and every night we're gonna look up at that picture of the poop, and we're gonna say, 'that's what we're doing, and we're doing it for you. we're doing it for you, god.' we hold our hands and fold our hands and we say, 'we love the poop up there. we love the poop and we're so thankful that we get to do that every day.'"

I'm so glad that i bought this camera it totally changed my life