Leave That Bitch Alone (Skit)

"Yo what's good, what you doin', you goin' through my phone? Nah you violatin', wassup?"
"Oh, so you buyin' bitches Birkin's now?"
"Nah, she got that at Fordham"
"So you takin' bitches out to Outback? You know I like that motherfuckin' rib eye steak out there
Why the fuck would you take that bitch to my motherfuckin' favorite restaurant?"
"Come on
It was on a TV commercial, I ain't spend no real money"
"So you still fuckin' with this bitch, huh? So this bitch think that she could take my man from me"
"No, no this is a girl from Bible study, come on"
"You got bitches feelin' confident, huh?"
"Come on baby, wild, she buggin'
Naw, ain't nothin' like that, baby"
"Oh she buggin'? Now you gon' see me fuckin' go buggin'"
"Yo, you wildin', chill out, chill out
Come on, baby, chill out, just chill out
Come on, chill out"
"I got you wildin' right now, I got you wildin' right now, give me a second"
"Come on, what you still scrollin' for? Ain't nothin' in there, come on
What you lookin' for?"
"Oh, so you took this bitch to your mother's house?"
"Nah, come on, baby"
"You took her to your mother's house?"
"She from Bible study, I told you"
"You know what? I'ma give you Bible now, I'ma send you straight to motherfuckin' God!"
"Yo, chill out, baby, come on, relax
What you lookin' for?"
"I'ma send this nigga right to God, right now
Where the fuck I put this piece at?"
"What you lookin' for?"
"I'ma show this nigga
I'm not the one to be fuckin' with"
"What you lookin' for? Chill out, baby
Just calm down"
"Where is it? Where is it? I can't find it
Ha, got it"
"The fuck? Where you get that shit?"