You Didn’t Listen Ebenezer
Grandma Nezzer: Oh, Ebby, why didn't you listen?
Ebenezer: Wha-huh? To what?
Grandma Nezzer: (groans)
You didn't listen, Ebenezer
Ebenezer: To what? To who?
Grandma Nezzer: To what I wanted you to learn!
Ebenezer: What? I don't remember you telling-
Grandma Nezzer: I'm like the guy ignored by Caesar
Ebenezer: Huh? Caesar?
Grandma Nezzer: Who thought that Rome was gonna burn!
Ebenezer: What's Rome got to do with any-
Grandma Nezzer: You didn't listen, Ebenezer!
Ebenezer: Uh, yeah, you said that
Grandma Nezzer: That's why my nose is out of joint!
Ebenezer: Huh? Well, your nose looks just fine
Grandma Nezzer: I know you aren't a people pleaser!
Ebenezer: I-I guess that's true...
Grandma Nezzer: But you really missed the point!