Oh, No! What We Gonna Do?

Oh no, what we gonna do?
The king likes Daniel more than me and you
Oh, no, what we gonna do?
We gotta get him out of here

Oh no, what we gonna do?
The king likes Daniel more than me and you
Oh, no, what we gonna do?
We gotta get him out of here

We could throw him (oh no, what we gonna do?)
In the dungeon (the king likes Daniel more than me and you)
We could let him (oh no, what we gonna do?)
Rot in jail (we gotta get him out of here)
We could drag him (oh no, what we gonna do?)
To the ocean (the king likes Daniel more than me and you)
Have him eaten (oh no, what we gonna do?)
By a whale (we gotta get him out of here)

We could throw him in the Tigris (we could throw him)
Let him float a while (in the dungeon)
Then we'll all sit back
And watch him meet a hungry crocodile

We could put him on a camel's back (we could let him)
And send him off to Ur (rot in jail)
With a cowboy hat without a brim
A boot without a spur

We could give him jelly doughnuts (we could drag him)
Take them all away (to the ocean)
Or we could fill his ears with cheese balls
And his nostrils with sorbet

We could use him as a footstool (have him eaten)
Or a table to play Scrabble on (by a whale)
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Babylon

Or (yeah, mmm-hmm, oh)

I like it, it's sneaky
And it just might work

We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Babylon

The very next morning
The wisemen appeared before King Darius
To try to trap Daniel with their scheme

You wanted to see me?

Ahem