The Rumor Weed Song

Have you heard the one about Alfred?
A dangerous robot, I'm told
He's got lasers for eyes
And a microchip brain
His skin is terribly cold

We've heard the one about Alfred
It's strange, amazing! But true!
But now that we've heard about Alfred
We'd like to hear more about you!

Moi? I'm a rumor weed! I'm a rumor weed!
A tiny little story is all I need
To make a big mess i'm a rumor weed!

So what is a rumor?

It starts as a story
Maybe it's true, maybe not
But once you repeat it
It's hard to defeat it
Now look at the mess that you've got

Uh, huh

Yeah, Alfred's a robot everyone knows!
The story is all over town
We rumor weeds know how a rumor can grow
Just like a big weed in the ground!

I'm a rumor weed! Yes, it's true!
I'm a rumor weed! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
A tiny little story is all I need
To make a big mess, I'm a rumor weed!
I'm a rumor weed! Yes, it's true!
I'm a rumor weed! Ooh, ooh, ooh!
A tiny little story is all I need
You'd better watch out for the rumor weed

I'm a rumor weed! She's a rumor weed!
I'm a rumor weed! yeah, a rumor weed!
A tiny little story is all I need
You'd better watch out for the rumor weed

A tiny little story is all I need
You'd better watch out for the rumor weed