Stay Frosty

I journeyed to the north
To hear what the preacher said
He said: Your arms too short to box with God
Learn these words instead
Gold tooth reflecting
My advice is free
There's a trick to christian values
And it's compulsory

Stay frosty
That's what the preacher man said
Stay frosty
His words still racket in my head
Can't control your future
Can't control your friends
In a world without end
Stay frosty, hey yeah
Stay frosty now
Alright! Woo!

And I traveled to the south
The ancient rabbi appeared to me
Voice heavy with the sands of time
He made me see:
Same as kabbalah Dave, but for you it's free
God guides us on our journey
But careful with those feet

Stay frosty
In a world without end
Stay frosty
Like the ancient immortal said
Don't want 'em to get your goat?
Don't show 'em where it's hid
And that's just what I did
Stay frosty! (woo look out!)
Stay frosty now!
(use my hand, I won't look) Uh oh

I journeyed to the east
And I struggled to stay afloat
A solitary buddhist monk
Threw me a rope
Looked me in the eye
Said: Don't make me say this twice:
You want to be a monk?
You gotta cook a lot of rice

Stay frosty
In a world without end
Stay frosty
Work hard at this my friend
Look beyond the kung-fu fighting
God is love
But get it in writing
Stay frosty
Stay frosty now

I wandered out west
To the California coast
Where the folks who know about frostiness
Stay frostiest the most
My brand new landlord
Proposed me a toast:
My west coast host

Stay frosty
Chant it like a mantra
Stay frosty
And there's nothin' you can't handle
Far and wide
Far as you ramble
Trust in Allah
But tie up your camel
Stay frosty