I Am The Walrus

I am he, as you are he
As you are me, and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly, I'm crying!

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation t-shirt
Stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the egg man!
They are the egg men!
I am the walrus!
Goo, goo, goo, joob!

Mister City, policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky!
See how they run!

I'm crying! I'm crying!
I'm crying! I'm crying!

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the egg man!
They are the egg men!
I am the walrus!
Goo, goo, goo, joob!

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the Sun
If the Sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo, goo, goo, joob!

Expert, textpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide, I'm crying!

Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them
Kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the egg man!
They are the egg men!
I am the walrus!
Goo, goo, goo, joob!

Goo, goo, goo, goo, joob!
Goo, goo, goo, joob
Goo, goo, goo, goo, job
Goo, goo!

Joob! Joob! Joob!
Joob! Joob! Joob!
Joob! Joob! Joob!
Joob! Joob! Joob!
Joob! Joob! Joob!