UberX Driver

UberX Driver

He sit's in front of me
And swallows his saliva
He fumbles in the cup
Holder for his chapstick
He puts his chapstick on his lips
He opens up his phone
He picks up his coconut water
Unscrews the top and drinks it
He screws the top on, puts it down
He swallows his saliva again
He opens up his phone
He picks up his coconut water
Unscrews the top and drinks it
Screws the top on, puts it down
He swallows his saliva again
He is doing many many things in hopes that
He will stumble upon the magic combination
A certain ordering of
Chapstick, coconut water
Saliva and saliva swallowing that
Will crack the code
Of his unhappiness and make him feel better
Meanwhile, I sit in meditation behind him
Waiting for him to finish