The Intergalactic Muesli Song
Not long ago I made a discovery
If you want to change your life,
Don't try and change the things around you
Don't try and alter the stuff
Simply move to a universe where that stuff doesn't exist
If you hate someone
Move to a universe where that person
And your hatred for that person is no longer important
It's all a matter of perspective
You are what you orbit around
You're attracted to the things that have gravity for you
Changing universes is a choice
It's a simpler choice as deciding between cornflakes or muesli for breakfast
I can see that universe receding, growing smaller everyday
The place I spent my youth in tales of horror, shades of grey
I said goodbye to every star in that forgotten firmament
Their soul and flares can't touch me here, it's is no longer my predicament
As I said
It's a simpler choice as deciding between cornflakes or muesli for breakfast
Cornflakes are fine for the middle classes but don't you just love the sound of muesli
The way it sloshes and crackles and slowly get soggy
And the bits of fruit in between
Muesli is good for you
You can either sit on a cornflake or rise like a walrus
Don't be like the people who say, I hate the muesli
I hate the muesli
I can see that universe receding, growing smaller everyday
The place I spent my youth in tales of horror, shades of grey
I said goodbye to every star in that forgotten firmament
Their soul and flares can't touch me here, it's is no longer my predicament
So you can keep your quasars and your asteroids and your pain
I'm moving on, I've seen enough, I won't be coming back again
I won't be coming back again
Muesli is rock 'n roll
Muesli is it's own universe
That's why I think of God everyday
Everyday I look up at the sky and I say
Thank you God, thank you for the muesli
Every night I watch the galaxy swirl by like clusters of organic bits
Embedded in the Milky Way
And every day and every night
God replies, I am muesli
And I write the songs