Gold Star for Me

I'm a semi-functioning human
But I've done pretty well so far
Sure I slept in 'til like three
But I made a great cup of tea

So that's one gold star for me

I might forget your birthday
I might not even know your name
But if you tell me a secret
It's as safe as it can be

So that's one gold star for me

No there's nothing wrong with falling down
Forgetting your keys is allowed
I cry at every film I see
But I'll give you the best
Hug that you've ever received

Oh, I can barely count to ten in the morning
My eyeliner will never even out
But I'll smile till I'm blue so
That you will smile too

So that's one gold star for me