Wonderland (Intro)

[Interlude 1: Deborah Healy, Deaf Judge, Deborah's Conscience]
Deborah Healy, for intentional mutilation by fire, I sentence you to a billion years in prison
Rot, bitch
Wait, aren't you that sexy limo driver I hired before I ruined my career and fame with the Carbon EP?
Hey, he can't hear you, he's the deaf judge, and his word is final

[Interlude 2: Deborah Healy, Prison Guard]
What's going on? Am I being set free? It's only been a year, I have like 999,999,999 years to go
Some dumb bitch bailed you out
They left a note too, it says "Loving your boobs hun, keep doing what you're doing. xoxo, Big Tits"
Wow, I have no idea who that is
There's another letter here for you by the way, it says "Meet me in the graveyard conveniently located behind your house, or suffer the consequences"
Well, I guess I'll head there now since I have nothing better to do

[Interlude 3: Deborah Healy]
It's so fucking cold out, oh fucking, my fuck, fucking god
If only I didn't get that experimental Vietnamese automatic boob-wiggling surgery, maybe my nipples would be hard right now
I guess I'll just wiggle my boobs instead
Wow, this is a real nostalgia trip
Last time I came to the graveyard conveniently located behind my house was
Oh my god, I think I'm having a flashback or a dream sequence
I'm not really sure

[Interlude 4: Deborah Healy, Micheal Healy, Brandon, (Brandon's Mom)]
Hey Michael, come look at this house
Oh my god, it's perfect
And it even has a graveyard in the back
Oh Mikey, can we please get this one?
Pretty please? I want Little Debby to grow up right here
Deborah, I already told you, it's out of our price range, we're poor as fuck, remember?
Will you at least look at the graveyard before deciding?
Okay, fine
Oh Michael, it's gorgeous, it's everything you could ever ask for from a graveyard
Are you sure about this Debby? I know how you can get around graveyards
Deborah? Where'd you go?
Oh my god
Mommy, why are we out here in this scary graveyard?
(Well, Brandon, we're here to pay Grandma's grave a visit)
Oh my gosh, Mommy, who is that woman and why is her entire pussy expanded around Grandma's gravestone?
(What the fuck, who are you?)
I'm sorry, she's with me, we'll go now
Come on Debby
Unless you buy me that house, I'm not going anywhere
This is the best sex I've had in weeks
Please don't start moaning again
(I'm calling the police)
Okay, okay, I'll buy the house
Just please get off that old woman's grave

[Interlude 5: Deborah Healy, Jasbina]
Those were the days
Hey, what's that noise?
Whoa, that's one big hole
Almost deeper than my pussy
Tehehe, I'm so clever
Wait, is this Jasbina's grave?
Wow, someone's really trying to grave-rob Jasbina
Do you think she'd wear those cheap-ass Forever 21s mens cargo pants if she had money?
I would use my phone flashlight to see who's down there digging, but I used up the battery playing my new mobile game titled, "Deborah's Vagina Adventure" available now for purchase on the App Store
Whatever, I guess I'll just head back
Who the fuck just grabbed my ankle? Let go of me
I'm only into zombie porn on Halloween
Not so fast, Deborah
Oh my god, let go of me
Stop, what's happening?
Oh shit, I'm being pulled into Jasbina's bottomless grave
It's ironic but I'm not sure how

[Interlude 6: Deborah Healy]
Well, this is weird
I feel like I've been falling down this endless hole for 15 whole minutes
Is this how a dick feels when it enters my pussy? Dark, intense, expansive
I wonder how many miles I've fallen by this time
Oh shit, I'm about to hit the bottom
Brace to impact