Genuphobia

[Verse 1]
I've been so paranoid lately
Being on the run from my label impacts me greatly
I'm anxious and scared of everything
I screamed and ran away from an infant pissing (I'm babey...)
I thought Estonia would've been a great place for me to unwind and relax quietly
But everyone wearing shorts is making me react violently

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm developing an irrational fear
All my problems are becoming so clear
I'm itchy and I'm sweaty and I'm staying up all night
None of this feels right

[Chorus]
You might think I'm crazy, or that I'm a prude
But I can't stand seeing your legs nude
The baby faces on your knees taunt me every second
I'm so embarrassed, my face reddens

[Verse 2]
Cover it up!
I'm like Carrie in the 1970s
Plug it up!
I'm robbing your sweet little bodega
Put 'em up!
I'm trying to take my mind off my trauma while I'm here
I just want some peace to be queer (I'm done)
Bisexual erasure is real and I experience it every day
I'm oppressed like horses fuck hay
Wait, they eat hay

[Pre-Chorus]
Everywhere I look
Knees, knees, knees
Oh won't you make it stop?
Please please please
Grendel, Muriel, and Samson, too
They all make my brain go choo-choo

[Chorus]
You might think I'm crazy, or that I'm a prude
But I can't stand seeing your legs nude
The baby faces on your knees taunt me every second
I'm so embarrassed, my face reddens
I'm going feral and I'm buying lots of flip-flops
Haha, that's what I used to get called by the cops
This might be a heatwave, or a deficiency of sodium
But I think I might have genuphobia

[Bridge: Deborah Healy & Unnamed Doctor]
I feel so sick, so I go to the local hospital
There are so many ailments that are possible
Hello, what can I do for you today, miss?
I feel ill and I think there's something wrong with me, I'm one of the victims
Hmm, describe your symptoms
Whenever I see legs I'm overcome with extreme rage--
Oh dear God, she's one of them
Administer the lethal injection
(Pained groans)
There we go, no more outbreaks
Nurse, can you come pick up this body--what the fuck is that--
Holy shit she just jumped out the window and is now in the street and she just got hit by a car
(Pained groans)

[Chorus]
You might think I'm crazy, or that I'm a prude
But I can't stand seeing your legs nude
The baby faces on your knees taunt me every second
I'm so embarrassed, my face reddens
I'm going feral and I'm buying lots of flip-flops
Haha, that's what I used to get called by the cops
This might be a heatwave, or a deficiency of sodium
But I think I might have genuphobia