The Failing Liver

[Verse 1]
The fastest quickdrawer in the west, that's me
Pulling my pussy out for all to see
When I scream, you'll feel it in your lymph nodes
Your nerves melting to slush, much like your bones
Just like a middle school girl, I'm eating the flesh off of the floor
I'm so excited to go back to war

[Chorus]
Oh my, oh no
I'm such a naughty girl
Take off all my clothes and give you a twirl
Oops, did my massive tits hit you in the face?
Not my fault you have such fragile bones, here comes the mace

[Verse 2]
9 9 9 6 4 3, won't you please go out with me?
I need a big boy to fill my holes
And Mr. Peeps hasn't fulfilling his roles
I'm so skinny, my bones break whenever I breathe
I know I have a gap tooth, but tell me I'm pretty pleathe?
6 6 6 6 6 6 6 6
I want to get fucked in the River Styx
A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Ah oh ah yes pussy

[Chorus]
Oh my, oh no
I'm such a naughty girl
Take off all my clothes and give you a twirl
Oops, did my massive tits hit you in the face?
Not my fault you have such fragile bones, here comes the mace

[Bridge]
Oh darn it, I tore my dress!
The worker at Payless told me I was an extra small, but my humongous Newtonian boobies are too big for this garment
When I get my hands on that phone I'm gonna give them a very poor review on Yelp
How dare they cross Deborah Healy?
I'm the most powerful being in the universe, I killed God while taking Little Debbie to soccer practice
She's really shit at it and always gets knocked over, but I mean whatever, I just pretend she's someone else's

[Chorus]
Oh my, oh no
I'm such a naughty girl
Take off all my clothes and give you a twirl
Oops, did my massive tits hit you in the face?
Not my fault you have such fragile bones, here comes the mace
Oh my, oh no
I'm such a naughty girl
Take off all my clothes and give you a twirl
Oops, did my massive tits hit you in the face?
Not my fault you have such fragile bones, here comes the mace