Snap That Whip

[Intro: Deborah Healy, Michael Healy]
Snap, snap, fuck
Snap, snap that fuck
Featuring my ex-husband Michael
He's a dumb bitch
I'm trying my best
Well, try harder

[Verse 1: Deborah Healy]
I'm not what you'd call a kinky slut
But sometimes I need you to snap that whip
Whip that whip against my coconuts
And fuck me until I spill my guts

[Chorus 1: Deborah Healy, Michael Healy, Both]
Whip that, whip that, fuck
Whip that, whip that, fuck
Whip that, whip that, fuck
Whip that, whip that, fuck
Snap that whip against my skin
Whip that, whip that, fuck
Whip that, whip that, ouch
I want to be whipped, I want to be slapped
Turn my body inside out

[Verse 2: Michael Healy]
Deborah made me take her last name
And she says it's always me to blame
I saw her murdering a little kid
And I think she might be going insane

[Verse 3: Deborah Healy, Michael Healy]
Shut the fuck up, those aren't even your lines, what are you doing?
I just thought I would improvise a little bit
Last time you said that we tried not using a condom and we ended up with Little Debby

[Chorus 2: Deborah Healy, Michael Healy, Both]
Whip that, whip that, fuck
Whip that, whip that, fuck
I want to be whipped, I want to be slapped
Whip that, whip that, fuck
Whip that, whip that, fuck
Snap that whip against my skin
Whip that, whip that, fuck
Whip that, whip that, ouch
I want to be whipped, I want to be slapped
Turn my body inside out

[Bridge: Deborah Healy, Michael Healy]
Why did you leave me? Was I not enough for you? Was there another woman?
Deborah, you literally poisoned a child, I don't even know how you're not in jail yet
Let's just say not even the police force can resist my feminine charm

[Chorus 1: Deborah Healy, Michael Healy, Both]
Whip that, whip that, fuck
Whip that, whip that, fuck
Whip that, whip that, fuck
Whip that, whip that, fuck
Snap that whip against my skin
Whip that, whip that, fuck
Whip that, whip that, ouch
I want to be whipped, I want to be slapped
Turn my body inside out (Against my skin)

[Outro: Deborah Healy, Michael Healy]
Deborah, the police are on their way
Excuse me, what?