Serial Killer

[Intro]
Sexy
Fuck
Help me
Fuck

[Verse 1]
I think a house just fell on me
And I say that metaphorically
I'm a witch, I’m a bitch, I'm a no-good hoodlum
And all I crave is an old man's cum
Hee hee hee, hear me laugh
Yeast infections are really funny
And so is staph (rub Mommy’s tummy)

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm wearing Jasbina's body like a fursuit
And I think it makes me look pretty fucking cute
I'm brushing her dead hair like it's my own (fuck)

[Chorus 1]
Sexy
Fuck
Help me
Fuck

[Verse 2]
I'm living my life in insanity
And my pussy is sweatier than Sean Hannity
My husband lives on, but our marriage went south
He has nine lives and apparently nine inches of a homosexual man's throbbing cock in his mouth

[Chorus 1]
Sexy
Fuck
Help me
Fuck
Sexy
Fuck
Help me
Fuck

[Bridge]
Are you all ready for the wicked witch?
Cackle, cackle, cackle
Are you all ready for the wicked witch?
Cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle

[Chorus 2]
I'm ascending to a new realm
My body is being incinerated by the sheer brightness of heaven
Where’s Jasbina’s nose? I'll never tell
But her pinky toes are hidden in a 7-Eleven
Lana was born to die in Israel, but I decided to become a Serial Killer
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