Retrograde

[Verse 1]
I don't know much about lycanthropy
But this full moon is changing something inside of me
I'm getting little hairy and my voice is changing pitches
Oh god get me a glass of water you worthless little bitches
I might be turning into a she wolf like Shakira
But I don't weigh as much as a zebra

[Pre-Chorus]
I can evade the FBI, I'd like to see you try
I'll make my ex-husband's ashes disappear in the blink of an eye
These whores can't stop talking about me, and it makes me want to die
The sun's coming out, bitch, so get ready to fry

[Chorus]
The moon must be in retrograde
I can only be killed with a silver blade
My emotions are unbalanced
Let me show you my dick catching prowess
Stop standing there like you're in a trance
Come over here and I'll show you the sex dance

[Hook]
The moon must be in retrograde
Ret-ret-retrograde
My entire body is in pain
Ret-ret-retrograde
The moon must be in retrograde
Ret-ret-retrograde
My entire body is in pain
Ret-ret-retrograde

[Verse 2]
My skin is tight
My lips are chapped
And I don't mean the ones on my face, you ain't seeing that
I used to be bisexual, but now I'm devoted to God
So now I make dicks the subject of every song
Sometimes I miss my daughter, someone dug up her corpse
I once thought I heard my painting of Martha Stewart burp
And now I can't go ten seconds without entering a time warp

[Chorus]
The moon must be in retrograde
I can only be killed with a silver blade
My emotions are unbalanced
Let me show you my dick catching prowess
Stop standing there like you're in a trance
Come over here and I'll show you the sex dance

[Hook]
The moon must be in retrograde
Ret-ret-retrograde
My entire body is in pain
Ret-ret-retrograde
The moon must be in retrograde
Ret-ret-retrograde
My entire body is in pain
Ret-ret-retrograde

[Bridge]
Stumbling home from the party, drunk as a fuck
I bent over to pick up my keys and my pussy clucked
I giggled and whispered to myself, "I love cock"
And then I walked in on Michael with his fingers up his ass, to my complete shock

[Chorus]
The moon must be in retrograde
I can only be killed with a silver blade
My emotions are unbalanced
Let me show you my dick catching prowess
Stop standing there like you're in a trance
Come over here and I'll show you the sex dance

[Hook]
The moon must be in retrograde
Ret-ret-retrograde
My entire body is in pain
Ret-ret-retrograde
The moon must be in retrograde
Ret-ret-retrograde
My entire body is in pain
Ret-ret-retrograde