Postpartum Ecstasy

[Intro]
I had a daughter with my late husband, Michael
We were fucking raw on a unicycle
Seven years later, she was found decapitated at my concert
But somehow, I didn't feel any hurt
While Michael would always bawl, I didn’t miss her at all
(At all, at all)

[Chorus]
Postpartum ecstasy, I'm so happy, I deserve the death penalty
Losing my daughter was the best experience of my life
Michael is a pussy, I hate being his wife
It makes me so horny knowing I'm an ex-mother
I want to walk into the maternity ward and just start to smother

[Verse 1]
I can still see her decapitated corpse floating down from the ceiling of the stadium
I thought I was hallucinating, since backstage I ingested some uranium
My butthole started to feel all tingly
But I couldn’t tell if it was horny or fear
But then I decided I didn't care, and decided to go get a beer

[Chorus]
Postpartum ecstasy, I'm so happy, I deserve the death penalty
Losing my daughter was the best experience of my life
Michael is a pussy, I hate being his wife
It makes me so horny knowing I'm an ex-mother
I want to walk into the maternity ward and just start to smother

[Verse 2]
I feel like committing a hate crime
But not against the fags, that'd take too much time
You wanna know something cool?
In 48 hours, I will go back to school
I have a dick appointment that the police aren't allowed to know
If you snitch on me, I'll fucking end you
You fucking Dutch hoe

[Chorus]
Postpartum ecstasy, I'm so happy, I deserve the death penalty
Losing my daughter was the best experience of my life
Michael is a pussy, I hate being his wife
It makes me so horny knowing I’m an ex-mother
I want to walk into the maternity ward and just start to smother
Abortions are my favorite hobby
Especially when they come out all snotty
This song is short and repetitive
But that’s just because David Guetta produced it

[Bridge]
Baby
Baby
Kill it
Kill it
Kill it

[Chorus]
Postpartum ecstasy, I'm so happy, I deserve the death penalty
Losing my daughter was the best experience of my life
Michael is a pussy, I hate being his wife
It makes me so horny knowing I’m an ex-mother
I want to walk into the maternity ward and just start to smother
Abortions are my favorite hobby
Especially when they come out all snotty
This song is short and repetitive
But that's just because David Guetta produced it