Not Anymore (Feat. A Gigantic Tumor)

[Verse 1]
My hat is gone
What else can I say?
I guess it never loved me anyway
I walk as clumps of my hair fall to the ground
While piano man by Billy Joel plays in the background
I say hi to my toothbrush as I walk in the door
And in return it calls me a whore
But not anymore, not anymore
This bald girl used to be a whore
But not anymore, not anymore

[Instrumental break]

[Verse 1]
I'm on a quest for Rogaine
I'm on a quest for Rogaine
I'm on a quest for lettuce, please don't make it romaine
Can any of my fans pitch in to help?
I need you to donate your hair
Pubes, snail trails, or even from your toes
At this point I don't even care
I don't understand what's wrong
Have the fleas taken their revenge?
I thought the Frontline sent them packing all the way to stone henge

[Instrumental break]

[Bridge: Deborah Healy, The Tumor]
I was free of pests
And carefree on the dance floor
But not anymore, not anymore
Oh my god, what is that on my scalp?
It's a giant tumor
A giant tumor
Are you the one causing my premature baldness, giant tumor?
Yes, it is me, and there's nothing you can do to stop me
Gasp
I used to be free from tumors
But not anymore, not anymore

[Instrumental break]