Midnight (Brunch Version)

[Intro: Deborah Healy, Jasbina]
It's midnight, bitch
I think there's something wrong with my boob job
Because they're turning rainbow-colored
Maybe it's my love for the gays shining through
The cops are closing in, I really thought I'd-
Alright, who the fuck is interrupting my emotional monologue?
Jasbina? What the fuck are you doing here? Weren't you gruesomely killed?
Oh, I just have really good healthcare

[Verse 1: Deborah Healy, Jasbina]
Deborah, I was wondering if you'd like to have brunch sometime
Maybe today, maybe tomorrow
I know we're both into a life of crime, but maybe with brunch we can eat our sorrows
Jasbina, this is kind of a bad time
The world is ending and also I am covered in slime, but you can come in I guess
I had a hookup last night, please excuse the mess

[Pre-Chorus 1: Deborah Healy, Jasbina]
What kind of tea do you want?
It doesn't matter, as long as my plan succeeds
What?
Oh, nothing

[Chorus 1: Deborah Healy, Jasbina]
Brunch, brunch, bruh-bruh brunch
It's breakfast, But also lunch
Brunch, brunch, bruh-bruh brunch (Bruh-bruh brunch, bruh-bruh brunch)
[Verse 1: Deborah Healy, Jasbina]
Oh my god Deborah, this pickled shrimp is simply divine
You'll have to give me your recipe, or I'll dig a hole in the back of your head in the middle of the night
That's nice, Jasbina
I'll email it to you on the double, but if you don't have a third tentacle, you may have some trouble
Does this tea taste funny to y-
No

[Chorus 2: Deborah Healy, Jasbina]
Tea, Tea
Tea
Tea, tea, Tea
Tea, tea, tea
Tea, tea, tea
Tea, Tea
Tea
Tea, tea, Tea
Tea tea, tea
Tea tea, tea

[Bridge: Deborah Healy, Jasbina]
Jasbina, I don't feel so good
Have you always had that many saggy tits or am I hallucinating?
Ha ha ha, I poisoned your tea, Deborah
The brunch was a lie
Gasp
[Chorus 3: Deborah Healy, Jasbina]
Brunch, brunch, bruh-bruh brunch
It's breakfast, But also lunch
Brunch, brunch, bruh-bruh brunch (Tea tea, tea, tea tea, tea)

[Outro: Deborah Healy, Jasbina]
Why did you poison me, Jasbina?
Who said I need a reason?