Fungal Pneumonia

[Intro]
Where am I?
I feel so alone, and dehydrated
Thank god I brought bottled water

[Verse 1]
I'm so alone in this deep dark cave
Against my will I was dragged into Jasbina's grave
I think I'm going to masturbate
Yes, that's a fantastic idea
Honestly, this is worse than living in North Korea
Okay wait, scratch that line, that was extremely offensive

[Pre-Chorus]
I feel a strange sensation in my uterine wall
I think a new sentient lifeform is forming there
I am so appalled
I feel a strange sensation in my left eyeball
I'm having visions of all the people that died at Stonewall
There's something odd among us, and I think it might be fungus

[Chorus]
As I feel down that deep dark hole
My body was filled with Cordyceps
I can feel the rhythms of the celestial pole
In every one of my horny cells
I think I have fungal pneumonia, and it's penetrating
No like seriously, I'm sorry to do this in the middle of the song but I'm literally suffocating

[Verse 2]
I am so physically and emotionally exhausted
I'm keeping a crustacean hostage
I wonder if I can queef myself back up that hole
Propelling myself upwards with gas from my pussy would take such a toll
Oh my god, I just felt a mushroom sprout out of my left ear
This is worse than the time I fucked-

[Chorus]
As I feel down that deep dark hole
My body was filled with Cordyceps
I can feel the rhythms of the celestial pole
In every one of my horny cells
I think I have fungal pneumonia, and it's penetrating
No like seriously, I'm sorry to do this in the middle of the song but I'm literally suffocating

[Bridge]
Hello? Is anyone there? It's so dark, it's so dark
Wait, I just heard a noise
Sky Ferreira? Sky Ferreira, are you there?
Please, call for help
I am trapped in this hole and can't get out
I am so itchy
These fleas are getting to be a real problem

[Chorus]
As I feel down that deep dark hole
My body was filled with Cordyceps
I can feel the rhythms of the celestial pole
In every one of my horny cells
I think I have fungal pneumonia, and it's penetrating
No like seriously, I'm sorry to do this in the middle of the song but I'm literally suffocating
As I feel down that deep dark hole
My body was filled with Cordyceps
I can feel the rhythms of the celestial pole
In every one of my horny cells
I think I have fungal pneumonia, and it's penetrating
No like seriously, I'm sorry to do this in the middle of the song but I'm literally suffocating
Fungus