Feet: The Redux (Feet. Shakira)

[Intro: Deborah Healy]
The public, the public
They asked me, "What happened to Shakira?"
I say, "I have no idea"
I run as fast as I can
Oh fuck, I am so sweaty
I can feel my hamstrings do jazzhands
I ask myself, "Deborah, do you feel guilty for deporting Shakira and eating her children medium rare with some delicious salt and pepper?"
But oddly

[Chorus: Deborah Healy]
My conscience is quieter than ever
I wrote this song all by myself, I am so clever
I'm in Wonderland and all I can think about is a Colombian middle-aged singer
I think I might black out
Did she have a family? Did she have babies?
Oh yeah, she did, and they are in my belly

[Verse: Deborah Healy, Shakira, Both]
Whenever, wherever
We’re meant to fuck together
I'll bring the chains, you bring the whips
I love bondage, snip snip
I was in the middle of fucking some guy when I heard "le ro lo le lo le," and it really killed the mood
Oh Shakira, Oh Shakira, I feel bad
So here we are, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
Come shove your mushroom cocks up my bum
In Wonderland, there ain't much dick to eat
So come on over
I’m at your feet

[Chorus: Deborah Healy, Shakira]
(Fee-eet) My conscience is quieter than ever
(Fee-ee-eet) I wrote this song all by myself, I am so clever
(Fee-ee-eet) I'm in Wonderland and all I can think about is a Colombian middle-aged singer
I think I might black out
(Fee-eet) Did she have a family? (Fee-ee-eet) Did she have babies?
Oh yeah, she did, (Fee-eet) and they are in my belly

[Bridge: Deborah Healy, Shakira, Guard]
Le ro lo le lo le (Mmm) Le ro lo le lo le (Mmm)
Shakira, is that your voice?
Oh my god, there you are
Shakira, we have to get out of here
The guards are coming, grab my ha-
Whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together
Shakira, stop singing
Oh my god
Hey, who are you and what are you doing wi-

[Chorus: Deborah Healy, Shakira]
(Fee-eet) My conscience is quieter than ever
(Fee-ee-eet) I wrote this song all by myself, (Fee-ee-eet) I am so clever
(Fee-ee-eet) I'm in Wonderland and all I can think about is a Colombian middle-aged singer
I think I might black out
(Fee-ee-eet) Did she have a family? (Fee-ee-eet) Did she have babies?
Oh yeah, she did, (Fee-eet) and they are in my belly (Fee-eet)

[Outro: Deborah Healy]
[Gunshots] Shakira, quick, I've got them distracted
You have to get out of there, oh my god you are filled with bullets and soaked in blood
Shakira, I am so sorry
Will you le ro lo le lo le for me one last time?