Epiphany

[Verse 1]
Speak to me, set me free
My brain is like a train, choo choo
I miss my fleas
I've fucked all my inner demons, fucked them until they creamed, and now I'm starting to realize maybe I should've studied psychology

[Pre-Chorus 1]
All the time I've spent getting a degree in pornography, I could've been studying anthropometry, or psychology
Yeah, without an ounce of bigotry, I think I'm having an epiphany

[Chorus]
Epiphany
Yeah, epiphany
Hee hee, it's Michael Jackson
It's Michael Jackson
It's Michael Ja-Jackson
Jackson
Michael Ja-Ja-Jackson
Jackson, Jackson
Epiphany

[Verse 2]
It's alright if you imply that this is a weird time for me to be reevaluating my life choices, but I don't care
I sucker punch my left boob, and my eyes begin to moisten
I'm punishing myself physically for being such a dumb bitch

[Pre-Chorus 2]
My songs are filled with gruesome imagery
How does that make you feel?
I think I'm having an epiphany
I'm mentally tripping on a banana peel

[Chorus]
Epiphany
Yeah, epiphany
Hee hee, it's Michael Jackson
It's Michael Jackson
It's Michael Ja-Jackson
Jackson
Michael Ja-Ja-Jackson
Jackson, Jackson
Epiphany

[Bridge]
Hee hee, hee hee
Hee hee, hee hee
Hee hee, hee hee
Hee hee, Mr. Peeps is inside of me
Hee hee, Mr. Peeps is inside of me
Hee hee, hee hee
He's being digested rapidly
Hee hee

[Chorus]
Epiphany
Yeah, epiphany
Hee hee, it's Michael Jackson
It's Michael Jackson (Mr. Peeps is inside of me)
It's Michael Ja-Jackson
Jackson
Michael Ja-Ja-Jackson
Jackson, Jackson
Hee hee (He's being digested rapidly)