Blast Off Debby

[Verse 1]
Blast off Debby, we're fucking going to the moon
I'll make all the martians jealous of my boobs
Buckle up Debby, for the ride of your life
Don't be scared of the aliens, I can work a butter knife
Slow down Debby, you're going too fast
These legs ain't what they used to be, and neither is my ass

[Pre-Chorus]
The eagle has landed on my left butt cheek
My pussy has expanded, and I'm ready to shriek
The eagle has landed, yet I'm still flying
But suddenly I'm

[Chorus]
Falling to the ground
Down, down, down
I'm screaming so loud
But no one hears a sound
Blast off Debby, we're going to the moon
We're not coming down until next June
This space race is really aging my face
Michael is the soviet union, and I'm the United States
I don't know what you are, other than a mistake
I guess you're that dog that died in space

[Verse 2]
Fuck off Debby, I'm gonna beat your ass
I told you never to bother mommy while she's passing gas
Prepare yourself Debby, for forceful cremation
I'm sending your ashes to the IRS to make up for tax evasion
Be careful Debby, don't slip
I'm gonna use you as a pawn in political conflict
But I need you in one piece, shit
Where'd you go?
Debby, come back
Mommy needs to hand you over to the russians
I knew Michael was a terrible specimen for reproduction

[Chorus]
Falling to the ground
Down, down, down
I'm screaming so loud
But no one hears a sound
Blast off Debby, we're going to the moon
We're not coming down until next June
This space race is really aging my face
Michael is the soviet union, and I'm the United States
I don't know what you are, other than a mistake
I guess you're that dog that died in space

[Bridge]
[Some sort of spacey sample]
Found you, Debby

[Chorus]
Falling to the ground
Down, down, down
I'm screaming so loud
But no one hears a sound
Blast off Debby, we're going to the moon
We're not coming down until next June
This space race is really aging my face
Michael is the soviet union, and I'm the United States
I don't know what you are, other than a mistake
I guess you're that dog that died in space