Beached Whale

[Verse 1]
Oh yeah, let's run away to the ocean
We’ll swim for a while, I'll get sand in my pussy, and you'll laugh, and I’ll smile
Oh no, now I'm getting horny
Why don't we have a saltwater orgy?
I'll give you a blowjob with a fish
You'll shove shrimp up my pussy and make them go swish swish

[Pre-Chorus]
We run along the sand, I spot a beached whale
Oh wait, that's just Jasbina
I hope she didn't hear me when I was yelling, "Oh my god look, a beached whale"

[Chorus]
Woo hoo, this is so much fun
Fun in the sun, fun in the sun
I'll get all tan on my hotdog buns
And later, I’ll squeeze your sexy cum gun

[Verse 2]
Let’s make a sand castle out of your dandruff
Or we could just use the sand, but that's not as fun
I can feel the skin cancer creeping in, and I greet him with a Grinch-like grin
I’m so fun, you will now address me as The Hawaiian Whore
Hold on, where did Jasbina go? She's not beached anymore

[Chorus]
Woo hoo, this is so much fun
Fun in the sun, fun in the sun
I'll get all tan on my hotdog buns
And later, I'll squeeze your sexy cum gun
Hold on wait, I see someone in the distance
Oh my fucking god it’s Jasbina and she's sprinting towards us at light speed

[Bridge]
Deborah, I am going to gruesomely end your life
Well, hurry up. I ain't getting any younger
Oh, um, okay. Here goes. [Cocks gun]
Jasbina, wait. There's a truck coming. Get out of the way, quick. Oh my fucking god she has headphones on, she can't hear me
Oh fuck
Wait, how did a truck even get on the beach? I must be hallucinating again

[Chorus]
Woo hoo, this is so much fun
Fun in the sun, fun in the sun (fuck my hole)
I'll get all tan on my hotdog buns (that's right)
And later, I'll squeeze your sexy cum gun
La dee da dee da, la dee da dee da
Fun in the sun, fun in the sun
La dee da dee da, la dee da dee da
And later, I'll squeeze your sexy cum gun
Woo hoo, this is so much fun
Fun in the sun, fun in the sun
I'll get all tan on my hotdog buns
And later, I'll squeeze your sexy cum gun

[Outro]
I love the beach, it's so great
It's like really great
I wish I could stay here forever