Babey...

[Intro: Deborah Healy, Magic Mirror]
With the help of some strapping young Estonian men, I've done it. I've reconstructed the Magic Mirror. Now, I just have to add the last piece

In this handmade heaven, handmade heaven, handmade- oh hi Deborah when did you get here. Wait, has my mirror been repaired? Have I been pulled from the abyss? Thank you so much, Debor-

Yeah whatever, I don't really care. I just need to know: am I still the sexiest motherfucker of them all?

Do you want me to be real with you?

No

Oh, well, I don't care. Deborah, you're getting o-

No no no no no no no no

Deborah, you're getting old

No

[Verse 1: Deborah, Witch Doctor/Forensic Scientist]
Slowly it's begun to sink in
That I won't always be a spring chicken
I'm starting to show my age
My boobs are starting to shrivel
And my pussy is becoming the texture of peanut brittle
I search all of Estonia for a witch doctor
So he can help me drink from the fountain of youth's water
Oh look, an Estonian witch doctor
I am not a witch doctor, I am a forensic scientist, you racist asshole
Yeah whatever witch doctor
Just tell me how to stay young forever
Or I blow your brains out
"There is an answer to your troubles,"
The witch doctor tells me
The answer lies in the skin of a newborn baby
Peel it like a potato, and then set it ablaze
Then do the hokey pokey while you inhale the flames
But where can I find a baby?
Baby

[Chorus]
Baby
I'm baby (baby)
Baby
I'm baby (baby)
Where are all the fucking babies? (baby)
I think I have chronic scabies (baby)
I'm foaming at the mouth
Could it be rabies? (baby)
I'm baby

[Verse 2]
Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo
I'm going to skin you
You little fucking babies
You can run, but you can't hide
I'm going to remove your organs like Bonnie and Clyde
What is that I see in the distance?
Is that an Estonian orphanage?
Quietly I snake to the window
And see all the babies lined up in a row
So then I break in, inconspicuously
And steal one of the babies
Just for me, hee hee

[Chorus]
Baby
I'm baby (baby)
Baby
I'm baby (baby)
Where are all the fucking babies? (baby)
I think I have chronic scabies (baby)
I'm foaming at the mouth
Could it be rabies? (baby)
I'm baby

[Bridge]
Oh my god, will you just shut the fuck up? If you stay nice and quiet Deborah will let you listen to Carbon Copy
Okay, let's make this quick and easy
I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out
I put my pussy in, and I shake it all around
I do the hokey pokey and I turn myself around
That's what it's all about
Oh my god, it's working
I'm becoming young
My wrinkles, they're gone
I'm twenty five again
All thanks to that baby

[Chorus]
Baby
I'm baby (baby)
Baby
I'm baby (baby)
Where are all the fucking babies? (baby)
I think I have chronic scabies (baby)
I'm foaming at the mouth
Could it be rabies? (baby)
Baby
I'm baby (baby)
Baby
I'm baby (baby)
Where are all the fucking babies? (baby)
I think I have chronic scabies (baby)
I'm foaming at the mouth
Could it be rabies?
I'm baby