45°

[Verse 1]
Lately, I've been noticing
That the men around me are focusing
On my curvy body and my gorgeous face
And I just want to put them in their place
I don't always like being objectified
Sometimes it's annoying
I just want to have a normal conversation without them toying

[Chorus]
They say, "Baby, you're 45 degrees"
"You're so cold, give us a smile, please?"
I kick them in the dick and spit on their corpse
No matter how hard I try, nothing ever works

[Verse 2]
I've decided to become a feminist and fight for women's rights
I take back what I said about women all those drunken nights
I'm reading Sylvia Plath and knitting a pink pussy hat
I'll slice men's stomachs open and make their intestines hit the concrete with a gushy splat
I'm being attacked by 34 year old men who still live in their mother's basement
If they aren't careful with their words, their testicles might disappear in a horrifying displacement
I'm getting a book deal and I'm becoming an organ donor
All these misogynistic men can suck on my lady boner

[Chorus]
They say, "Baby, you're 45 degrees"
"You're so cold, give us a smile, please?"
I kick them in the dick and spit on their corpse
No matter how hard I try, nothing ever works

[Bridge]
God I fucking hate men so fucking much
They think they can just call me up and have me eat their dick for lunch
Like, yeah, I love cock, but I'm more than just a slut, you know?
Sometimes I just wanna go with the embryonic flow
I wanna take a walk, talk about the psychological state of Mr. Peeps
But instead I get sexually harassed by all these creeps
This song is dedicated to the late and great Debstan13, may she rest in peace
I just wish all this brutality would cease

[Chorus]
"Baby, you're 45 degrees"
"You're so cold, give us a smile, please?"
I kick them in the dick and spit on their corpse
No matter how hard I try, nothing ever works