Man Of A Thousand Faces
I am Charlie, the man of a thousand faces
I can be anyone, anywhere, anytime of day
You will find me in unexpected places
Did anybody order a soufflé?
I can hide anywhere, behind that tree
Or wait a second, the tree is me
I master every language that is
Spoken in the world
Giddag, helli, hallei, hallu, hallå!
He is Charlie, the man of a thousand faces
(Bon giornio)
Special agent, pride of Scotland Yard
Our undercover man, who always has a plan
Who can find your painting? Charlie can!
Hello there
Let me help you with your criminal things
I'm a criminal, just like you
(Are you sure you're not a police man?)
Me a police man? Why don't you fuck your
Uncle's brother's sister and suck
On her tit's?
(Whoa! Unpleasant language you must
Be a thief) well i am
Charlie, man of a thousand faces
(Suck your mothers tit's)
Special agent, pride of Scotland Yard
(Cocks and balls)
Bird or man or fish
I can be anything, make a wish
With a hat and a cane and
A suit and a moustache
And monocle and wig and a foreign accent!
He is Charlie! With a thousand faces!
(Giddag) male or female, plant or animal!
(Coookerool) master of disguise
Professor in telling lies
He is Charlie! (Giggedigigg guddag)
With a thousand! (In domini spirito sancti)
Faces!
Did anyone order a pizza? (Surprise)