Sleeping with Girls
Hop between the sheets
A man never felt so nice
Toenails sharp as blades
Feet as cold as ice
Touch her leg to see her squirm
Roust her sleepy world
Oh, paradise
Sleeping with girls
Smell of smoky hair
Man we were out all night
Smoking hashish cigarettes
With the police chief's wife
I check her breath, it ain't too bad
Come on let's give it another whirl
Kiss me twice
Sleeping with girls
Elbow in the face
I woke up with Charley Horse
Stub my baby toe
Fumbling for a bathroom door
Her house mates come home drunken-faced
As I'm naked like a shining pearl
Ah, blow the dice
Sleeping with girls
My kingdom for a toothbrush
To scrub my self respect
I'm been searching for pride somewhere
So hard when your soaking wet
Talking in my sleep
Oh a mighty risky proposition
Especially when that weren't her
Bent over in that position
I'm not well rested no, no, no, no, no
Fact is I'm miserable
Ah, serves me right sleeping with girls
Serves me right sleeping with girls
Serves me right sleeping with girls