Dope Skill

It's Vik known to kick a no joke vocal
And given a chance
Yoke ya slow poke local yokel
Don't smoke krill, won't need topal
If the fluoride don't kill ya
Then the soap will
Dope skill, nickname Musty
All up in the popes grill
With quick game and crusty
He said "Trust me, what's the dang fuss B?"
Let me hold the buggy, police can't bust me
It should only take five minutes
No jive bidness, I leave no live witness
For you? Two percent on the back
And not only that, I let you get on the track
Holla back, he still ain't call
It ain't my loss boss, ball till ya fall
So what? A low cut price and pro
V'll sell a bogus marriage liscense to a 'mo
Like sellin weed to a thug
Candy that baby gave me "I need a new drug"
He knew the blue was too bug
After school he used to sip brew by the jug

Enough to piss barley
Cracker told 'em chill before ya
End up like Chris Farley
He said "yes'm Mr charlie"
Now kindly shut the fuck up I'm
Tryin ta twist this Marley dope skill!
("You're nothing!") enough to piss barley
Cracker told 'em chill before ya
End up like Chris Farley

Turn a live Saturday night to a maniac Monday
Disturb ya inner peace with
This rap feng shui
Knock you out a position wit a rendition
Just a little somethin to
TiVo on your television
The first cat to spit a verse on Star Search
The only American Idol to spill a rap recital
Win a contract, then turn it down willingly
And start a bidding war that'll
Collapse the whole industry
Then put it out independently
Cuz all them gifts they sendin me
Just ain't bendin me
The only thing a major can give me is advice
While local cats tell me I'm
Just not that nice but I don't feel bad at
All after peepin their catalog
Knowin all along they always
Bumpin the wackest songs
Chalkin a plan with the future at hand
Being the last to stand
After the band disbands

Enough to piss barley
Cracker told 'em chill before ya
End up like Chris Farley
Enough to piss barley
Cracker told 'em chill before ya
End up like Chris Farley

("Damn right!" is being scratched'n'cut)