Everything’s Wrong If My Hair Is Wrong

Everything was perfect
And then all of a sudden there was a...
Purse?... check. Skirt?...right
Shoes?... OK
Blouse?... slick!
But God I was awful
Give me another chance
Pretty please, oh pretty please
Can I try again?
Stockings?... straight
Earrings?... Nah...
Necklace?... I don't think so...
Lingerie?...ha, ha, ha
Stop it, got to get serious
Or "hello cool disaster"
One goof and it's the stick
For the world's most tired chick
So this isn't just dressing up girl
This is warfare...
Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong
Everything's wrong if my hair is
If my hair is wrong, everything's wrong
Everything's wrong if my hair... is
Help me with this zipper, darling
Then could you kind of disappear?
And on the way out, kill the lights
A few minutes to myself would be nice
And now that I'm alone
How did I get here?
I was?...thanks!
You did?...Great!
I can?...really?
When?...now?
But God, I was awful
Give me another chance
Pretty please, oh pretty please
Can I try again?
How?... gee, I don't know...
They were?...wow...
What?... you're kidding?
Stop it, got to get serious
No way do I deserve it
I was lucky, it was tricks
And don't you ever call me a "chick"
And I don't know why, but praise like
I just can't accept it
Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong
Everything's wrong if my hair is
Now something's wrong if everything's wrong
Everything's wrong if my hair...is...wrong