Dirty Doreen
Michael Algar
Dirty doreen, what a pong, £2 pungent perfume on, ooee
o.a.p in stilettos, a fossil on the pill i chose, for me
She’s an obscene, indecent, wrinkly, shes ancient…..
Chorus:
doreen doesn't care
i cannot take one more granny in a thong dor
een doesn't care
zimmer framed fat flirt, what’s her name? that's dir
ty,
doreen.
Dirty doreen, am i mad? she’s the oldest hag ive had, its true!
a senior citizen i saw, a slapper pushing 84, aaoo
She’s an obscene…..
Chorus, doreen, doreen, guitar bit.
Dirty doreen she prefers shopping at ann summers, ooee
false teeth and a vibrator lay beyond the bedroom door, for me
Shes an obscene……
Dirty doreen …..