Christine’s Clothes
Michael Algar
Steven we know, he's alright
Steven ain't no transvestite
Christine meantime she tells me
Steve's a two-timing tranny
Now there's nowt that we can do
Since Steve became Danny La Rue
Paul O'Grady, he's a ladyboy
And only Christine knows
Where Steven goes
When Steve's in Christine's
Christine's clothes
Not content in Christine's bra
Guess where Christine's panties are?
Steven's shirty there's no doubt
Steven's dirty secret's out
Now there's nowt that we can do
Since Steve became Danny La Rue
Paul O'Grady, he's a ladyboy
And only Christine knows
Where Steven goes
When Steve's in Christine's
Christine's clothes
Christine knows
Where Steven goes
When Steve's in Christine's
Christine's clothes
Christine's clothes