Two Sweatas

Two Sweatas: My name is fre-
Carson: No start now
Two Sweatas: oh, shit

[Verse One]
My name is fred
I really like bread
If i dont eat bread
Im dead

[Chorus]
He wears two sweaters
But he's allergic to feathers
Allergic to feathers
So sad

[Verse Two]
This morning we found Fred
He was lying there dead
He forgot about bread
And there were a feather up his nose
And got all over his clothes
Then at the funeral he was
Wearing two sweaters

[Chorus]
He wears two sweaters
But he's allergic to feathers
Allergic to feathers
RIP

[Verse Three]
After everyone was gone
It was really really long
Fred came back to life
And went to grab and knife
Then went to [hug] his wife

[Chrous]
He wore two sweaters
And he was allergic to feathers
Allergic to feathers
What a psycho