My fingers can’t dash

My fingers can’t dash

In the fifth grade
A cool kid said “hey can you beat fingerdash”
I said no My fingers can’t dash
He said LOL
I bet I could beat you in smash
What are you doing this has nothing this has nothing to do with geometry dash

I can’t beat fingerdash
They want your fingers to move faster than a muzzle flash
It’s, get it, it’s-it’s like the speed of light and it rhymes with dash
My fingers can’t dash
It causes my car to crash
If I move my fingers any faster they’re gonna burn up into ash
I probably shouldn’t play while driving

Beef cake
I don’t like songs that have drake
I accidentally died in a lake
I was electrocuted by my easy bake
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I’ve been fingerdashed
Playing games on the road is why my car crashed
I closed the door and my fingers were smashed
I got a haircut and my head was trashed
Tryna cut my sideburns, my ears got slashed
I was in the pool and got splashed
If you stop listening to this song, you’re gonna thrashed
(Punching and kicking sounds)

I can barely beat the first level
Me and my guests will revel
Lived eht ot liaH

I almost beat it
But I coughed on my screen
So I broke my friends neck
At this time I wasn’t even a teen
People ask why I broke his neck
I said his favorite color was green
I’m just kidding
It just rhymes with screen
Oh no, the songs gonna get faster

I can’t even keep up with this beat
Well I have to do this

Now I get this beat
You all can suck on feet
It’s really hot in this heat
It’s really sweet
I gotta wash my sheet
When i see you I will greet
By throwing a beet
At your feet
You’ll complain with a tweet
Go ahead take a seat
Meet me on the street
Where you will be beat