D**k in a Box
Akiva Schaffer, Andy D. Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Justin R. Timberlake, Katreese Barnes
Hey, girl
I got something real important to give you
So just sit down
And listen
Girl, you know we been together
Such a long, long time
(Such a long time)
And now I'm ready
To lay it on the line
Well, you know it's Christmas
And my heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
(What's on my mind)
A gift real special
So take off the top
Take a look inside
It's my dick in a box
(It's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs something real
I wanna get you something from the heart
(Something special, girl)
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box!
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
And I got just the one
Something to show you that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do
Just follow these steps:
One:
Cut a hole in a box
Two:
Put your junk in that box
Three:
Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box!
My dick in a box, babe
It's my dick in a box!
(Oh)
My dick in a box, girl
Christmas
Dick in a box
Hanukkah
Dick in a box!
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Yeah
A dick in a box
Dick in a box
Dick in a box
Hey, girl
Ehi, ragazza
I got something real important to give you
Ho qualcosa di veramente importante da darti
So just sit down
Quindi siediti
And listen
E ascolta
Girl, you know we been together
Ragazza, sai che siamo stati insieme
Such a long, long time
Per un tempo così lungo, lungo
(Such a long time)
(Così lungo)
And now I'm ready
E ora sono pronto
To lay it on the line
Per metterlo in gioco
Well, you know it's Christmas
Beh, sai che è Natale
And my heart is open wide
E il mio cuore è aperto
(Open wide)
(Aperto)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
Ti darò qualcosa così sai cosa ho in mente
(What's on my mind)
(Cosa ho in mente)
A gift real special
Un regalo davvero speciale
So take off the top
Quindi togli il coperchio
Take a look inside
Dai un'occhiata dentro
It's my dick in a box
È il mio cazzo in una scatola
(It's in a box)
(È in una scatola)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
Non ti comprerò un anello di diamanti
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Quel tipo di regalo non significa nulla
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Non ti comprerò una macchina di lusso
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Ragazza, devi sapere che sei la mia stella brillante
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
Non ti comprerò una casa sulle colline
A girl like you needs something real
Una ragazza come te ha bisogno di qualcosa di reale
I wanna get you something from the heart
Voglio darti qualcosa dal cuore
(Something special, girl)
(Qualcosa di speciale, ragazza)
It's my dick in a box!
È il mio cazzo in una scatola!
My dick in a box, babe
Il mio cazzo in una scatola, tesoro
It's my dick in a box!
È il mio cazzo in una scatola!
(Ooh)
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl
Il mio cazzo in una scatola, ragazza
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
Vedi, sono abbastanza saggio da sapere quando un regalo deve essere dato, ragazza
And I got just the one
E ne ho proprio uno
Something to show you that you are second to none
Qualcosa per mostrarti che non sei seconda a nessuno
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
A tutti i ragazzi là fuori con le ragazze da impressionare
It's easy to do
È facile da fare
Just follow these steps:
Basta seguire questi passaggi:
One:
Uno:
Cut a hole in a box
Taglia un buco in una scatola
Two:
Due:
Put your junk in that box
Metti il tuo arnese in quella scatola
Three:
Tre:
Make her open the box
Falle aprire la scatola
And that's the way you do it
Ed è così che si fa
It's my dick in a box!
È il mio cazzo in una scatola!
My dick in a box, babe
Il mio cazzo in una scatola, tesoro
It's my dick in a box!
È il mio cazzo in una scatola!
(Oh)
(Oh)
My dick in a box, girl
Il mio cazzo in una scatola, ragazza
Christmas
Natale
Dick in a box
Cazzo in una scatola
Hanukkah
Hanukkah
Dick in a box!
Cazzo in una scatola!
Kwanzaa
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Un cazzo in una scatola
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Ogni singola festività, un cazzo in una scatola
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
A casa dei tuoi genitori, un cazzo in una scatola
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Giorno della carne al supermercato, un cazzo in una scatola
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Dietro le quinte ai CMAs, un cazzo in una scatola
Yeah
Sì
A dick in a box
Un cazzo in una scatola
Dick in a box
Cazzo in una scatola
Dick in a box
Cazzo in una scatola
Hey, girl
Ei, garota
I got something real important to give you
Eu tenho algo realmente importante para te dar
So just sit down
Então apenas sente-se
And listen
E escute
Girl, you know we been together
Garota, você sabe que estamos juntos
Such a long, long time
Há muito, muito tempo
(Such a long time)
(Há muito tempo)
And now I'm ready
E agora estou pronto
To lay it on the line
Para colocar tudo em jogo
Well, you know it's Christmas
Bem, você sabe que é Natal
And my heart is open wide
E meu coração está bem aberto
(Open wide)
(Bem aberto)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
Vou te dar algo para que você saiba o que está em minha mente
(What's on my mind)
(O que está em minha mente)
A gift real special
Um presente muito especial
So take off the top
Então tire a tampa
Take a look inside
Dê uma olhada dentro
It's my dick in a box
É o meu pênis numa caixa
(It's in a box)
(Está numa caixa)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
Não vou te dar um anel de diamante
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Esse tipo de presente não significa nada
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Não vou te dar um carro chique
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Garota, você precisa saber que é a minha estrela brilhante
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
Não vou te dar uma casa nas colinas
A girl like you needs something real
Uma garota como você precisa de algo real
I wanna get you something from the heart
Quero te dar algo do coração
(Something special, girl)
(Algo especial, garota)
It's my dick in a box!
É o meu pênis numa caixa!
My dick in a box, babe
Meu pênis numa caixa, querida
It's my dick in a box!
É o meu pênis numa caixa!
(Ooh)
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl
Meu pênis numa caixa, garota
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
Veja, eu sou sábio o suficiente para saber quando um presente precisa ser dado, garota
And I got just the one
E eu tenho o perfeito
Something to show you that you are second to none
Algo para mostrar que você é insubstituível
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
Para todos os caras lá fora com mulheres para impressionar
It's easy to do
É fácil de fazer
Just follow these steps:
Basta seguir estes passos:
One:
Um:
Cut a hole in a box
Corte um buraco numa caixa
Two:
Dois:
Put your junk in that box
Coloque seu "material" nessa caixa
Three:
Três:
Make her open the box
Faça ela abrir a caixa
And that's the way you do it
E é assim que se faz
It's my dick in a box!
É o meu pênis numa caixa!
My dick in a box, babe
Meu pênis numa caixa, querida
It's my dick in a box!
É o meu pênis numa caixa!
(Oh)
(Oh)
My dick in a box, girl
Meu pênis numa caixa, garota
Christmas
Natal
Dick in a box
Pênis numa caixa
Hanukkah
Hanukkah
Dick in a box!
Pênis numa caixa!
Kwanzaa
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Um pênis numa caixa
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Em todos os feriados, um pênis numa caixa
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Na casa dos seus pais, um pênis numa caixa
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Dia da Carne no supermercado, um pênis numa caixa
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Nos bastidores do CMAs, um pênis numa caixa
Yeah
Sim
A dick in a box
Um pênis numa caixa
Dick in a box
Pênis numa caixa
Dick in a box
Pênis numa caixa
Hey, girl
Oye, chica
I got something real important to give you
Tengo algo realmente importante que darte
So just sit down
Así que solo siéntate
And listen
Y escucha
Girl, you know we been together
Chica, sabes que hemos estado juntos
Such a long, long time
Mucho, mucho tiempo
(Such a long time)
(Mucho tiempo)
And now I'm ready
Y ahora estoy listo
To lay it on the line
Para ponerlo sobre la mesa
Well, you know it's Christmas
Bueno, sabes que es Navidad
And my heart is open wide
Y mi corazón está abierto de par en par
(Open wide)
(Abierto de par en par)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
Voy a darte algo para que sepas lo que tengo en mente
(What's on my mind)
(Lo que tengo en mente)
A gift real special
Un regalo muy especial
So take off the top
Así que quita la tapa
Take a look inside
Echa un vistazo adentro
It's my dick in a box
Es mi pene en una caja
(It's in a box)
(Está en una caja)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
No voy a conseguirte un anillo de diamantes
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Ese tipo de regalo no significa nada
Not gonna get you a fancy car
No voy a conseguirte un coche elegante
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Chica, tienes que saber que eres mi estrella brillante
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
No voy a conseguirte una casa en las colinas
A girl like you needs something real
Una chica como tú necesita algo real
I wanna get you something from the heart
Quiero darte algo desde el corazón
(Something special, girl)
(Algo especial, chica)
It's my dick in a box!
¡Es mi pene en una caja!
My dick in a box, babe
Mi pene en una caja, nena
It's my dick in a box!
¡Es mi pene en una caja!
(Ooh)
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl
Mi pene en una caja, chica
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
Mira, soy lo suficientemente sabio para saber cuándo se necesita dar un regalo, chica
And I got just the one
Y tengo justo el indicado
Something to show you that you are second to none
Algo para mostrarte que eres insuperable
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
Para todos los chicos allá afuera con damas para impresionar
It's easy to do
Es fácil de hacer
Just follow these steps:
Solo sigue estos pasos:
One:
Uno:
Cut a hole in a box
Haz un agujero en una caja
Two:
Dos:
Put your junk in that box
Pon tu basura en esa caja
Three:
Tres:
Make her open the box
Haz que ella abra la caja
And that's the way you do it
Y así es como se hace
It's my dick in a box!
¡Es mi pene en una caja!
My dick in a box, babe
Mi pene en una caja, nena
It's my dick in a box!
¡Es mi pene en una caja!
(Oh)
(Oh)
My dick in a box, girl
Mi pene en una caja, chica
Christmas
Navidad
Dick in a box
Pene en una caja
Hanukkah
Hanukkah
Dick in a box!
¡Pene en una caja!
Kwanzaa
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Un pene en una caja
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Cada fiesta, un pene en una caja
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
En casa de tus padres, un pene en una caja
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Día de la carne en la tienda de comestibles, un pene en una caja
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Detrás del escenario en los CMAs, un pene en una caja
Yeah
Sí
A dick in a box
Un pene en una caja
Dick in a box
Pene en una caja
Dick in a box
Pene en una caja
Hey, girl
Hé, fille
I got something real important to give you
J'ai quelque chose de vraiment important à te donner
So just sit down
Alors assieds-toi simplement
And listen
Et écoute
Girl, you know we been together
Fille, tu sais qu'on est ensemble
Such a long, long time
Depuis très, très longtemps
(Such a long time)
(Très longtemps)
And now I'm ready
Et maintenant je suis prêt
To lay it on the line
À mettre les choses au clair
Well, you know it's Christmas
Eh bien, tu sais que c'est Noël
And my heart is open wide
Et mon cœur est grand ouvert
(Open wide)
(Grand ouvert)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
Je vais te donner quelque chose pour que tu saches ce qui me passe par la tête
(What's on my mind)
(Ce qui me passe par la tête)
A gift real special
Un cadeau vraiment spécial
So take off the top
Alors enlève le dessus
Take a look inside
Regarde à l'intérieur
It's my dick in a box
C'est mon sexe dans une boîte
(It's in a box)
(Il est dans une boîte)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
Je ne vais pas t'offrir une bague en diamant
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Ce genre de cadeau ne signifie rien
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Je ne vais pas t'offrir une voiture de luxe
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Fille, tu dois savoir que tu es mon étoile brillante
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
Je ne vais pas t'offrir une maison dans les collines
A girl like you needs something real
Une fille comme toi a besoin de quelque chose de réel
I wanna get you something from the heart
Je veux t'offrir quelque chose du cœur
(Something special, girl)
(Quelque chose de spécial, fille)
It's my dick in a box!
C'est mon sexe dans une boîte!
My dick in a box, babe
Mon sexe dans une boîte, chérie
It's my dick in a box!
C'est mon sexe dans une boîte!
(Ooh)
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl
Mon sexe dans une boîte, fille
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
Tu vois, je suis assez sage pour savoir quand un cadeau doit être offert, fille
And I got just the one
Et j'en ai juste un
Something to show you that you are second to none
Quelque chose pour te montrer que tu es incomparable
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
À tous les gars là-bas avec des dames à impressionner
It's easy to do
C'est facile à faire
Just follow these steps:
Il suffit de suivre ces étapes :
One:
Un :
Cut a hole in a box
Découpe un trou dans une boîte
Two:
Deux :
Put your junk in that box
Mets ton truc dans cette boîte
Three:
Trois :
Make her open the box
Fais-lui ouvrir la boîte
And that's the way you do it
Et c'est comme ça que tu le fais
It's my dick in a box!
C'est mon sexe dans une boîte!
My dick in a box, babe
Mon sexe dans une boîte, chérie
It's my dick in a box!
C'est mon sexe dans une boîte!
(Oh)
(Oh)
My dick in a box, girl
Mon sexe dans une boîte, fille
Christmas
Noël
Dick in a box
Sexe dans une boîte
Hanukkah
Hanoukka
Dick in a box!
Sexe dans une boîte!
Kwanzaa
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Un sexe dans une boîte
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Chaque jour férié, un sexe dans une boîte
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Chez tes parents, un sexe dans une boîte
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Journée de la viande au supermarché, un sexe dans une boîte
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
En coulisses aux CMAs, un sexe dans une boîte
Yeah
Ouais
A dick in a box
Un sexe dans une boîte
Dick in a box
Sexe dans une boîte
Dick in a box
Sexe dans une boîte
Hey, girl
Hey, Mädchen
I got something real important to give you
Ich habe etwas wirklich Wichtiges für dich
So just sit down
Also setz dich einfach hin
And listen
Und hör zu
Girl, you know we been together
Mädchen, du weißt, wir sind zusammen
Such a long, long time
So eine lange, lange Zeit
(Such a long time)
(So eine lange Zeit)
And now I'm ready
Und jetzt bin ich bereit
To lay it on the line
Es auf den Punkt zu bringen
Well, you know it's Christmas
Nun, du weißt, es ist Weihnachten
And my heart is open wide
Und mein Herz ist weit offen
(Open wide)
(Weit offen)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
Ich werde dir etwas geben, damit du weißt, was in meinem Kopf vorgeht
(What's on my mind)
(Was in meinem Kopf vorgeht)
A gift real special
Ein ganz besonderes Geschenk
So take off the top
Also nimm den Deckel ab
Take a look inside
Schau hinein
It's my dick in a box
Es ist mein Schwanz in einer Box
(It's in a box)
(Er ist in einer Box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
Ich werde dir keinen Diamantring besorgen
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Diese Art von Geschenk bedeutet nichts
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Ich werde dir kein schickes Auto besorgen
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Mädchen, du musst wissen, du bist mein leuchtender Stern
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
Ich werde dir kein Haus in den Hügeln besorgen
A girl like you needs something real
Ein Mädchen wie du braucht etwas Echtes
I wanna get you something from the heart
Ich möchte dir etwas von Herzen schenken
(Something special, girl)
(Etwas Besonderes, Mädchen)
It's my dick in a box!
Es ist mein Schwanz in einer Box!
My dick in a box, babe
Mein Schwanz in einer Box, Baby
It's my dick in a box!
Es ist mein Schwanz in einer Box!
(Ooh)
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl
Mein Schwanz in einer Box, Mädchen
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
Siehst du, ich bin weise genug zu wissen, wann ein Geschenk gegeben werden muss, Mädchen
And I got just the one
Und ich habe genau das Richtige
Something to show you that you are second to none
Etwas, um dir zu zeigen, dass du an zweiter Stelle stehst
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
An alle Kerle da draußen mit Damen, die sie beeindrucken wollen
It's easy to do
Es ist einfach zu tun
Just follow these steps:
Folge einfach diesen Schritten:
One:
Eins:
Cut a hole in a box
Schneide ein Loch in eine Box
Two:
Zwei:
Put your junk in that box
Steck deinen Kram in diese Box
Three:
Drei:
Make her open the box
Lass sie die Box öffnen
And that's the way you do it
Und so macht man das
It's my dick in a box!
Es ist mein Schwanz in einer Box!
My dick in a box, babe
Mein Schwanz in einer Box, Baby
It's my dick in a box!
Es ist mein Schwanz in einer Box!
(Oh)
(Oh)
My dick in a box, girl
Mein Schwanz in einer Box, Mädchen
Christmas
Weihnachten
Dick in a box
Schwanz in einer Box
Hanukkah
Hanukkah
Dick in a box!
Schwanz in einer Box!
Kwanzaa
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Ein Schwanz in einer Box
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Jeder einzelne Feiertag, ein Schwanz in einer Box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Bei deinen Eltern zu Hause, ein Schwanz in einer Box
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Fleischtag im Supermarkt, ein Schwanz in einer Box
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Backstage bei den CMAs, ein Schwanz in einer Box
Yeah
Ja
A dick in a box
Ein Schwanz in einer Box
Dick in a box
Schwanz in einer Box
Dick in a box
Schwanz in einer Box
Hey, girl
Hei, gadis
I got something real important to give you
Aku punya sesuatu yang sangat penting untuk diberikan kepadamu
So just sit down
Jadi, duduklah
And listen
Dan dengarkan
Girl, you know we been together
Gadis, kamu tahu kita sudah bersama
Such a long, long time
Sudah sangat lama, lama sekali
(Such a long time)
(Sudah lama sekali)
And now I'm ready
Dan sekarang aku siap
To lay it on the line
Untuk mengungkapkannya
Well, you know it's Christmas
Nah, kamu tahu ini Natal
And my heart is open wide
Dan hatiku terbuka lebar
(Open wide)
(Terbuka lebar)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
Akan memberimu sesuatu agar kamu tahu apa yang ada di pikiranku
(What's on my mind)
(Apa yang ada di pikiranku)
A gift real special
Sebuah hadiah yang sangat spesial
So take off the top
Jadi, lepaskan tutupnya
Take a look inside
Lihat ke dalamnya
It's my dick in a box
Itu adalah kemaluanku dalam sebuah kotak
(It's in a box)
(Itu ada dalam kotak)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
Aku tidak akan memberimu cincin berlian
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Jenis hadiah itu tidak berarti apa-apa
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Aku tidak akan memberimu mobil mewah
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Gadis, kamu harus tahu kamu adalah bintang bersinarku
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
Aku tidak akan memberimu rumah di bukit
A girl like you needs something real
Seorang gadis sepertimu membutuhkan sesuatu yang nyata
I wanna get you something from the heart
Aku ingin memberimu sesuatu dari hati
(Something special, girl)
(Sesuatu yang spesial, gadis)
It's my dick in a box!
Itu adalah kemaluanku dalam sebuah kotak!
My dick in a box, babe
Kemaluanku dalam sebuah kotak, sayang
It's my dick in a box!
Itu adalah kemaluanku dalam sebuah kotak!
(Ooh)
(Ooh)
My dick in a box, girl
Kemaluanku dalam sebuah kotak, gadis
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
Lihat, aku cukup bijak untuk tahu kapan sebuah hadiah perlu diberikan, gadis
And I got just the one
Dan aku punya yang tepat
Something to show you that you are second to none
Sesuatu untuk menunjukkan bahwa kamu tidak ada duanya
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
Untuk semua pria di luar sana dengan wanita untuk diimpres
It's easy to do
Ini mudah dilakukan
Just follow these steps:
Cukup ikuti langkah-langkah ini:
One:
Satu:
Cut a hole in a box
Potong lubang di sebuah kotak
Two:
Dua:
Put your junk in that box
Masukkan barangmu ke dalam kotak itu
Three:
Tiga:
Make her open the box
Buat dia membuka kotak itu
And that's the way you do it
Dan itulah cara melakukannya
It's my dick in a box!
Itu adalah kemaluanku dalam sebuah kotak!
My dick in a box, babe
Kemaluanku dalam sebuah kotak, sayang
It's my dick in a box!
Itu adalah kemaluanku dalam sebuah kotak!
(Oh)
(Oh)
My dick in a box, girl
Kemaluanku dalam sebuah kotak, gadis
Christmas
Natal
Dick in a box
Kemaluan dalam sebuah kotak
Hanukkah
Hanukkah
Dick in a box!
Kemaluan dalam sebuah kotak!
Kwanzaa
Kwanzaa
A dick in a box
Kemaluan dalam sebuah kotak
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
Setiap hari libur, kemaluan dalam sebuah kotak
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Di rumah orang tuamu, kemaluan dalam sebuah kotak
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Hari Daging di toko kelontong, kemaluan dalam sebuah kotak
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
Di belakang panggung di CMAs, kemaluan dalam sebuah kotak
Yeah
Ya
A dick in a box
Kemaluan dalam sebuah kotak
Dick in a box
Kemaluan dalam sebuah kotak
Dick in a box
Kemaluan dalam sebuah kotak
Hey, girl
เฮ้ สาวน้อย
I got something real important to give you
ฉันมีอะไรสำคัญที่จะให้เธอ
So just sit down
เพราะฉะนั้นนั่งลง
And listen
และฟังซิ
Girl, you know we been together
สาวนะ รู้ไหมเราอยู่ด้วยกันมา
Such a long, long time
นานมากๆ แล้ว
(Such a long time)
(นานมากเลย)
And now I'm ready
และตอนนี้ฉันพร้อมแล้ว
To lay it on the line
ที่จะบอกมันออกมา
Well, you know it's Christmas
เอาล่ะ รู้ไหมว่าตอนนี้คือคริสต์มาส
And my heart is open wide
และหัวใจของฉันก็เปิดกว้าง
(Open wide)
(เปิดกว้าง)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
ฉันจะให้อะไรบางอย่างเพื่อให้เธอรู้ว่าฉันคิดอะไรอยู่
(What's on my mind)
(คิดอะไรอยู่)
A gift real special
ของขวัญที่พิเศษจริงๆ
So take off the top
เลยถอดฝาออก
Take a look inside
ดูข้างในสิ
It's my dick in a box
มันคืออวัยวะเพศของฉันในกล่อง
(It's in a box)
(มันอยู่ในกล่อง)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
ฉันจะไม่ซื้อแหวนเพชรให้เธอหรอก
That sort of gift don't mean anything
ของขวัญประเภทนั้นไม่ได้หมายความอะไรเลย
Not gonna get you a fancy car
ฉันจะไม่ซื้อรถหรูให้เธอ
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
สาวนะ ต้องรู้ว่าเธอคือดาวเด่นของฉัน
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
ฉันจะไม่ซื้อบ้านบนเนินเขาให้เธอ
A girl like you needs something real
สาวอย่างเธอต้องการบางอย่างที่จริงจัง
I wanna get you something from the heart
ฉันอยากจะให้บางอย่างจากใจ
(Something special, girl)
(ของพิเศษสำหรับสาวนะ)
It's my dick in a box!
มันคืออวัยวะเพศของฉันในกล่อง!
My dick in a box, babe
อวัยวะเพศของฉันในกล่อง ที่รัก
It's my dick in a box!
มันคืออวัยวะเพศของฉันในกล่อง!
(Ooh)
(โอ้)
My dick in a box, girl
อวัยวะเพศของฉันในกล่อง สาวนะ
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
ดูสิ ฉันฉลาดพอที่จะรู้ว่าเมื่อไหร่ควรให้ของขวัญ สาวนะ
And I got just the one
และฉันมีของขวัญที่เหมาะสม
Something to show you that you are second to none
บางอย่างที่จะแสดงให้เธอเห็นว่าเธอไม่เป็นรองใคร
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
สำหรับหนุ่มๆ ที่มีสาวๆ ที่ต้องการประทับใจ
It's easy to do
มันง่ายมาก
Just follow these steps:
แค่ทำตามขั้นตอนเหล่านี้:
One:
หนึ่ง:
Cut a hole in a box
ตัดรูในกล่อง
Two:
สอง:
Put your junk in that box
ใส่ของลับของเธอลงไปในกล่องนั้น
Three:
สาม:
Make her open the box
ให้เธอเปิดกล่อง
And that's the way you do it
และนั่นคือวิธีที่ทำมัน
It's my dick in a box!
มันคืออวัยวะเพศของฉันในกล่อง!
My dick in a box, babe
อวัยวะเพศของฉันในกล่อง ที่รัก
It's my dick in a box!
มันคืออวัยวะเพศของฉันในกล่อง!
(Oh)
(โอ้)
My dick in a box, girl
อวัยวะเพศของฉันในกล่อง สาวนะ
Christmas
คริสต์มาส
Dick in a box
อวัยวะเพศในกล่อง
Hanukkah
ฮานุกกะ
Dick in a box!
อวัยวะเพศในกล่อง!
Kwanzaa
ควานซา
A dick in a box
อวัยวะเพศในกล่อง
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
ทุกๆ วันหยุด อวัยวะเพศในกล่อง
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
ที่บ้านพ่อแม่เธอ อวัยวะเพศในกล่อง
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
วันเนื้อที่ร้านขายของชำ อวัยวะเพศในกล่อง
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
หลังเวทีที่ CMAs อวัยวะเพศในกล่อง
Yeah
ใช่
A dick in a box
อวัยวะเพศในกล่อง
Dick in a box
อวัยวะเพศในกล่อง
Dick in a box
อวัยวะเพศในกล่อง
Hey, girl
嘿，女孩
I got something real important to give you
我有一件非常重要的东西要给你
So just sit down
所以请坐下
And listen
好好听听
Girl, you know we been together
女孩，你知道我们在一起
Such a long, long time
已经很长很长时间了
(Such a long time)
（真的很长时间）
And now I'm ready
现在我准备好了
To lay it on the line
要把它摊在桌面上
Well, you know it's Christmas
你知道现在是圣诞节
And my heart is open wide
我的心敞开得很宽
(Open wide)
（敞开得很宽）
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
要给你一样东西，让你知道我心里在想什么
(What's on my mind)
（我心里在想什么）
A gift real special
一份非常特别的礼物
So take off the top
所以把盖子拿掉
Take a look inside
看看里面
It's my dick in a box
是我的命根子在一个盒子里
(It's in a box)
（它在盒子里）
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
不会给你买钻石戒指
That sort of gift don't mean anything
那种礼物没什么意义
Not gonna get you a fancy car
不会给你买豪华车
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
女孩，你得知道你是我的闪亮之星
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
不会给你买山上的房子
A girl like you needs something real
像你这样的女孩需要一些真实的东西
I wanna get you something from the heart
我想从心底给你一样东西
(Something special, girl)
（一样特别的东西，女孩）
It's my dick in a box!
是我的命根子在一个盒子里！
My dick in a box, babe
我的命根子在一个盒子里，宝贝
It's my dick in a box!
是我的命根子在一个盒子里！
(Ooh)
（哦）
My dick in a box, girl
我的命根子在一个盒子里，女孩
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs giving, girl
看，我足够聪明，知道什么时候需要送礼，女孩
And I got just the one
而我有正好的一个
Something to show you that you are second to none
来表明你是无与伦比的
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
对所有有女士要打动的家伙们
It's easy to do
这很容易做到
Just follow these steps:
只需遵循以下步骤：
One:
一：
Cut a hole in a box
在盒子里切一个洞
Two:
二：
Put your junk in that box
把你的东西放进那个盒子
Three:
三：
Make her open the box
让她打开盒子
And that's the way you do it
这就是你该做的方式
It's my dick in a box!
是我的命根子在一个盒子里！
My dick in a box, babe
我的命根子在一个盒子里，宝贝
It's my dick in a box!
是我的命根子在一个盒子里！
(Oh)
（哦）
My dick in a box, girl
我的命根子在一个盒子里，女孩
Christmas
圣诞节
Dick in a box
盒子里的命根子
Hanukkah
光明节
Dick in a box!
盒子里的命根子！
Kwanzaa
宽扎节
A dick in a box
盒子里的命根子
Every single holiday, a dick in a box
每一个节日，盒子里的命根子
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
在你父母家，盒子里的命根子
Meat Day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
在杂货店的肉类日，盒子里的命根子
Backstage at the CMAs, a dick in a box
在乡村音乐奖的后台，盒子里的命根子
Yeah
是的
A dick in a box
盒子里的命根子
Dick in a box
盒子里的命根子
Dick in a box
盒子里的命根子