Many Stuff Happens

[Intro]

Cap
Daddy uh
Wait Olivia
Shut up
Shut up
You stopped the fun
Ok, ok ok, what do we call our band
The Dilaurentis
Dilaurentis
What
No our band
The Dills
Alright
Drumroll please
The Dills
Drumroll please
The Dudes (we're The Dills)
The Dudes
Alright we're The Dudes
We're The Dudes, see we're The Dudes
Uhhh
Wait, we're 4 Guys
Instead of 5 Guys we're 4 Guys
4 Guys
1 Girl, 3 Guys 1 Girl
She has balls
She does have balls
You're a femboy
She's a femboy
Alright I'm gonna get my stuff
I'm gonna get my stuff, uh

[The Vlog]

Wait guys
Stop
Hold this, I want you guys to be vloggers
Actually Olivia hold this
Yeah
Just don't end the video
Drum
Vloggers, wow
Wait, we gotta go, we gotta go, wait we gotta go on the beat
Turn around
1, a 2, a 1, 2, 3, 4
Uh
Daddy
Whoever said, whoever said that, Mari stop
How about instead of playing with just, yknow, just 4, how 'bout 6
Wait, hold up hold up
I'm not getting stuff
Yes
What the fuck are you doing
Yes
Alright I'm guitar first I'm gonna get my stuff
I'm drummer, I'm drummer first ok
Ow
Olivia, will you be the camera man
Yes
Alright, you Olivia are this drum, Mari stop for a second

[Chandelier Part 1]

I wanna swing on the chandelier
On the chandelier
Olivia stop Olivia stop now
I wanna swing on your mom
Your mom

[We're The Dudes, Send Us Your Nudes DEMO]

Yeah, hey guys we're The Dudes
We're called The Dudes
We want to send you some nudes
I want food
Alright guys, yeah
We're The Dudes
Send me your nudes
I got all of your nudes now
I'm in a bad mood
Because you're not a dude
You're gonna send me your nudes

[Chandelier Part 2]

I wanna swing on the chandelier
On the chandelier
And cut, cut, cut
And cut
Huh?
Cut
Ok I'm done
We're called The Dudes
Send me all your nudes
Yeah (peace out)

[Call Me Daddy Part 1]

1, a 2, a 1, 2, 3, 4 (ok, I was singing I wanna swing on the chandelier)
A 1, a 2, a 1, 2, 3, 4 (Oh yeah also)
Sing closer to the phone because it'll work better (yeah)
Yeah (daddy)
Yeah, call me daddy (yes)
I (daddy)
Wanna be on (papi)
The chandelier (si papi)
We are The Dudes, send me your nudes (si papi)
Yeah, call me daddy (si papi)
You're such a fatty (owww)
(Si papi, fatty)
Yeah call me daddy (yeah lemme do somethin' else)
Ight
Big D Daddy (ow my fingers hurt)
They call me Big D Daddy, peace out homies (yeah)
Wait wait
Ooh, free brooms

[That's Wine]

That's wine
It's wine?
Huh?
You said that's wine?
Yeah that's wine
Ooh, free wine (yeah)
Fuck
I want wine (fuck me)
Ay wait, ay waiwaiwait, get that for me, get that for me
Oh we gotta win some
I wanna swing o-
More wine, more wine, more wine
Stop
Wait where's the best broom
Penis
I need a new broom
Mari gimme the broom
Yeah

[1 2 Fuck You Part 1]

Fuck you, fuck you
1 2 (Mari come on)
1 2 fuck you
1 2 fuck you (me)
1 2 fuck you (yeah)
1 2 fuck you (yeah)
1 2 fuck you (yeah)
1 2 fuck you (yeah)
1 2 fuck you (yeah)
1 2 fuck you
1 2 fuck you (you)
1 2 fuck you (n****)
1 2 fuck you (hey, hey, wait)
1 2 fuck you (to everybody wait, to-)
Wait wait watch this, to everybody watching this you all get the n pass
There now millions of people get the n pass (yeah)
(1 2 fuck you)
1 2 fuck you (ooh free)
Ooh free wine
1 2 fuck you
Mine now
Don't
Shaka it's mine
It is, I promise you it's wine (you drink wine?)
It's fermented grape juice
Drink wine
Ah (uh)
I've got a perfect microphone right here
Ian you think you can do something with your guitar (1 2 fuck you)
Yeah I can (yeah, 1 2 fuck you)
Alright, keep going

[Your Mom's A Whore/1 2 Fuck You Part 2]

You're such a baddie
I'm so high
You're mom's a thot
She's a whore
Knockin' on my door
I'ma say it this one time (go)
1 2 fuck you
1 2 fuck you
1 2 fuck you
1 2 fuck you
1 2 fuck you
1 2 fuck you
Yeah
1 2 fuck you
Alright, let's start, 1 2 fuck you

[Kaleb/Rickroll]

What
Is someone looking at us?
Huh?
Kaleb
What?
Kaleb?
We got Kaleb
Huh?
We got Kaleb
Kaleb
We need Kaleb over here
We need Kaleb over here
Yeah
Ask if we can get Kaleb
Fermented dick water
Fermented dick water
Why is that rotated like that
Kaleb daddy
Uh
We got him, we got him, come here (yeah)
What's happening
Your mom
Something epic
We're called The Dudes
Don't cussing please
I don't know why you're dragging me back here, I've gotta go home
Ok go home now
Bye
Bye
Aw
I was gonna Rickroll him, fuck, fuck, fuck
I'm gonna Rickroll him, I'm gonna Rickroll him, I'm gonna do it
Rickroll who, Kaleb?
Yeah
Kaleb, wait come here
Right now
For one second
We gotta play you 1 song
Oh my god
1 song
Alright, alright
Not now
No please, wait
Kaleb not for long please
Man, I gotta get home
Excuse me, it's short, it's a short song (you go hurry)
Hurry
You will love it, come here it's short, wait, come here
What?
Yeah, ay man, get rickrolled on guitar, electric
Waiwaiwaiwaiwaiwait, we gotta turn it down
Wait

[Shred]

Yeah
Daddy, uh
Yeah
What happened, what happened, what ha-
Now shred
Oh yeah
Go Pretzel

[Call Me Daddy Part 2]

Yeah
Yeah
Call me daddy
Call me (call me daddy)
Daddy (daddy)
Call me (call me daddy)
Call me (call me daddy)
Call me (call me daddy)
Call me (call me daddy)
Call me
Call me, call me (yeah)
My dick was cut off by an incinerator
I need a dick generator, because I need to make my dick bigger
Cuz' it got cut off, my dick got cut off by an incinerator
Oh yeah, daddy please
Yeah
Daddy, yeah, daddy
Uh
Hold the camera, hold the camera, hold the camera
Ahhh
Hold the camera, hold the camera to Olivia
Yeah
Cum, Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you (bitch)
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck, you
Ay ay ayyyy
Girl I'm gay, yeah (get the stick, get the broom)

[Outro]

Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut
What the f- was that Shaka
It was music, ok
Ok it was good
It was music, if you got a problem with it you can leave
I said it was good
Half the time this fuckin' falls apart
Alright alright, a 1, a 2, a 1, 2, 3, 4 (wait, can I use those now)
Wait wait wait, cut- cut- cut it