How My Dick Got Cut Off

This is the story about Ian getting his dick cut off
And replacing it
Anyways, I was out
Walkin' at the park
And I was like
"Yo what's up my neighbor"
Anyways my neighbor was there
His name was joe
And I called him a hoe
And he was like oh no
And then, he fucking kicked me in the dick
But that's not how I had to cut off my dick
Because, he got pissed and he tried to kill me
But I was like nah I'm gonna take the chainsaw
'Cuz he had a chainsaw
He's a construction worker
And I was like yo
I'm gonna take your chainsaw and cut off your neck
And then
The chainsaw when I picked it up was like uhhh
And it was like yеah fuck me in the ass and I'm like
What thе fuck
Yes daddy
Anyways
I fucked him
And then he cut off his dick with a chainsaw
Wow
Anyways, bro got, gay
And then we got gay
And then he was like yes daddy
And he was can I see your dick
Because I was fucking him with an extendable dildo because my dick is tiny
And anyways I was like yeah you can see my dick
And then he was like yeah, I'm gonna suck your dick
And I'm like, I haven't seen a woman in 13 years
I haven't seen a man in 2 days though
My boyfriend lives in Atlanta, Georgia
I'm standing 'cuz I can't sit down, he fucked me too hard
He cut off my dick
And I had to replace it
And he cut off my dick
So I had to replace it
It's 10 inches longer
Women love me now
But I fuckin' hate you women
Men are better
Men are better
Men give me more dick than you
When it ends, when it ends I'm gonna zoom into his dick
I love dick