I'd Have to Be Crazy

I'd have to be crazy
To stop all my singing
And never play music again

You'd call me a fool
If I grabbed up my top hat
And ran out to flag down the wind
I'd have to be weird
To grow me a beard
Just to see what the rednecks would do

I'd have to be crazy
Plum out of my mind
To fall out of love with you

You know I've done weird things
Told people I've heard things
When silence was all in abounds
Been days when it pleased me to crawl on my knees
Following ants as they crawled across the ground
Been insane on a train
But I'm still me again
And the place where I hold you is true

But I'd have to be crazy,
Plum out of my mind
To fall out of love with you

I don't intend to
But should there come a day
When I say that I don't love you
You can lock me away

Well it sure would be dingy
To live in an envelope
In a world waiting along for a stamp
You'd swear I was loco
To rub for a genie
While burning my hand on a lamp
I may not be normal
But nobody is
So I'd like to say before I'm through

I'd have to be crazy
Plum out of my mind
To fall out of love with you

I'd have to be crazy
Plum out of my mind
To fall out of love with you