Uncontrolled Projectile Defecation

Death comes knocking
At your backdoor
Your colon quakes
You know what's in store
The gates blow open
And diarrhoea flies
You can't hold it in
So close your eyes

UNCONTROLLED
PROJECTILE
DEFECATION

Cack blows out
Like a feculent hose
It blinds your eyes
And gets up your nose
Your friends are soaked
Dripping with shit
Your rectum prolapses
As defecation is blitzed