Hurricane of Shite

Spinning through your neighbourhood
The stench of something that can't be good
Assaulting your nostrils and making you sneeze
This acrid wind brings you to your knees
Your world goes up in stink
It's in your eyes, you can't blink
Winds surround you with its stench
Your throat open, your butt cheeks clench

HURRICANE OF SHITE
THIS CANNOT BE RIGHT
HURRICANE OF SHITE
A WHIRLWIND OF DEFECATION STRIKES
HURRICANE OF SHITE
SPINNING THROUGH THE NIGHT
HURRICANE OF SHITE
THE WIND OF FLATULENCE STRIKES

Falling down to the ground
All around you farting sounds
Shit spatters from gale force winds
Like they say, better out than in
But I never thought I'd die like this
A bullet, a fall, or drowned in piss
No, the hurricane takes away my life
The end comes in raining shite

HURRICANE OF SHITE
THIS CANNOT BE RIGHT
HURRICANE OF SHITE
A WHIRLWIND OF DEFECATION STRIKES
HURRICANE OF SHITE
SPINNING THROUGH THE NIGHT
HURRICANE OF SHITE
THE WIND OF FLATULENCE STRIKES