Reigning From a Throne of Cold Porcelain

Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts
Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy
Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface
Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges
Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, mushy
Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces, entirely liquid