I Never Liked St. Valentine

St. Cecilia, she been good to me
she always helps me find the melody
and old St. Francis, man he's the best
helped me get some things off my chest

But I never liked St. Valentine
I never liked St. Valentine
never liked St. Valentine
he's breakin' hearts all over town

St. Patrick, he has his own day to
'cept on his day you can go get drunk and nobody will get mad at you
you don't have to be Irish
you don't even have to know what it's all about
you can spend the night alone and you won't feel left out

If you perform two perfect miracles, you're still just a regular guy
Perform one more, and you're a saint

St.Christopher, I don't even think he's a saint anymore
Jolly old St. Nick, look it up, he used to run around with
some saints ain't that saintly, and that's fine
at least they don't come around one time a year to remind me I don't have a
valentine

I don't have a valentine
I don't have a valentine
and I never liked st. valentine
breakin' heart's all over town