Jesus Rocks
R. Stevie Moore
Rock 'n roll on Sunday morning
I was still in bed
You woke up and got dressed up for church
Left on your moped
But you put some music on
And it was very loud
And the sun was shining in the sky
No clouds, 'cause
Jesus rocks
Jesus rocks
Jesus rocks
Jesus rocks
And the radio was playing
All my favorite songs
Suddenly a man came on to preach
Something is wrong
I don't wanna hear no gospel
I just can't believe
Heaven ain't religious
As they say to me, 'cause
Jesus rocks
Jesus rocks
Jesus rocks
Jesus rocks
Then you came back home all dreary
You looked very bored
You say you aren't satisfied
With the house of the Lord
Come into my power pop world
Throw your Bible down
There's no such thing as salvation
If you don't get down
Jesus rocks
Jesus rocks
Jesus rocks
Jesus rocks