Jessica Sandwich

RSM: Hey, where did we get that record from?

IC: Shut up! Just came in today, uh, TK didn't want me to let you have it. So he gave it to me, he didn't wanna let you see it

FB: Huh? Say that again

IC: Shut up!! Just came in today! TK didn't want me to let you see it!

JP: Plintiff! And give the little girl what she asks for

RSM: And what, may I enquire, gives you the impression I'm a 'she'?

FB: He might've seen your quim!

IC: Terry? Do, do you like us?

TKF: I only like 'her' (points to RSM)

RSM: Hey, come on, you guys! How in the world could I have a voice like this if I were a girl? I mean, everytime it's like...

FB: Look, we cannot help but wonder when we see such a smooth genitalia!

JP: I always noticed it!

CB: Come here, honey! Let's see what honky tonk angels are *really* made of!

RSM: Cut it out!!

IC: Remember when I sported a beard?

FB: Rub it on her!

RSM: STOP IT! Just... Leave... Me... ALONE!!

IC: Now, this boota's really consistent, it reminds me of that Maxwells incident. Do you think anyone ever caught on to Burt Reynolds in the White House?

RSM: Hey, hands off my pants!! You crazy???? (pause) Look, I'll prove it to ya! (reveals manhood) See? Look at this THANG!

TKF: It's FAKE!

FB: Maaan, that turns me off!

RSM: Whadda you mean?

IC: Hold it, hold it! MCA Records is here! Everybody sing!

CB: 1-2-

ALL (in unison):
"She is a modern chickadee
With a hot dog and needle and thread
Fashion plate lady of all dreams
I am not amused, I am not refused service
But, then, yet...
Jessica Sandwich
Woe is me boota
West Caldwell."