Divorce Court
She's acting strangely
I'm wearing paisley
Our years of raging love are through
I miss the old days
Long before Coldplay
We lost our eBay password
It's so despairing
She stopped her caring
For Fred Astaire and Ginger too
So scared to be tossed
Out on the street crosswalk
I might get run over
Your honor, I object!
Kid stuff abandoned
Now I'm Ralph Kramden
She found a stand-in substitute
Ears got tinnitus
Here comes arthritis
If you don't think that I'm sick, you're sick
I end up too drunk
She's in a blue funk
Sleepin' by a tree trunk breaks the law
She was my honey
Back when I had money
Now it's not funny paper
When will Chris Sievey
Email R. Stevie?
Send Jim McGreevey Timbuk 3
Oh marriage counselor!
I have an announcement:
Our love has bounced its checkbook
Your honor, I object!
Where do I sign to
Keep my dear wife who
Saved my poor life from homelessness?
No pokin' 'round her
Hotmail account, sir
In Student Council we don't do that
She claims I said things
Cruel to her heartstrings
Our separate beds sing sad songs
This tape machinist
Can't take his penis
Seriously? This is untrue
This makes my friends mad
Intelligence hath
Turned violence half-crazy
Your honor, I object!
Can't we start over?
Crimson and clover
White Cliffs of Dover, Kent UK
Oh marriage counselor!
I have an announcement:
Our children trounced their textbooks
Objection overruled